Faux Pas

*No racial implication.

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comment by Fred Bassett and Anfield Cat vs The World - Li... (U3979)
posted 1 hour, 10 minutes ago
I can never do that Fred I'd rather wax my legs!
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My sister is a trained beautician and keeps telling me to wax my eyebrows. Until I have a Bosingwa style monobrow, I'd never consider waxing any part of me!
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My wife used hair removal cream all over my body. I feel like I've just popped out of the womb.

comment by merrysupersteve (U1132)
posted 7 minutes ago
Was in the pub a few months ago and they were struggling to change the channel on the tv. I said "For goodness sake. You could train a monkey to do a better job!" There was racial implication in my eyes but the black guy sitting at the end of our seat felt otherwise
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What happened? Did you get on your hands and knees and pleasure him?

comment by Pride of the North (U6803)
posted 1 hour, 19 minutes ago

we are family

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Toor, i just looked to my mate, hoping he'd dig me out me a very awkward situation. Instead, he laughed and looked away!

comment by merrysupersteve (U1132)
posted 3 seconds ago
Toor, i just looked to my mate, hoping he'd dig me out me a very awkward situation. Instead, he laughed and looked away!
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We''ll personally, the thought shouldn't even have entered your mind, that he might see it that way, as that is not the way you intended it and it would have taken somebody to go out of their way to turn it into some kind of racial taboo, so for me, if somebody had a problem with what you said, then it was his/her problem alone.

I personally wouldn't be embarrassed in that situation. However it is interesting how people are afraid to say certain words around 'black' people, which is actually racial discrimination, as you would have no qualms saying it in front of white people. This is where anti-racism, creates racism.

Damn it, I've went and turned a light-hearted article in this again.

Good luck Jonjo's missing hair - I'm out

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Yesterday after Liverpool won the CCup, I said to my wife, "I wonder if we'll be playing City or United in the charity shield".
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What a ridiculous thing to say! Everyone knows it's called the Community Shield.

A RAP

I'm going to hear all your posts in Ralph's voice from now on