What would you ask him?

I'm not in favour of hiding sausages. Out of the frying pan and into the mouth, I say.

what a jumbo sausage

I'm not sausage-specific. A mini sausage on a cocktail stick would do me fine.

Neil...."Erm, yes PD thanks for the question, mmmmm where should I start, at the back?".....PD.."Preferably Neil, yes."

Is there a better place to start?

Well some start at the front I suppose.

I'd ask him if he would ask Ken to Fook off

'Neil - boxers or briefs?'

How hard to try nort to laugh when you see Becchio on the ball?

and how many times better is Somma? 25, or 38?

A question for the Neil Warnock at the question and answer session..

So yeah Colin…sorry Neil, how about this? You ask for unity and the fans to get behind you and sell out Elland Road, how do you feel about the chairman banning trust board members and the chairman from attending Elland Road when at these time we need to unite?