Arsene's New Coat

*Theo has come to Arsene's office, he knocks on the door*

Theo: Hello?

*Theo tries to push the door open, but something is blocking it*

Theo: What is this?

*Theo pushes hard of the door and he squeezes into the room. A huge coat is on the floor and is taking up most of the room*

Theo: Arsene? You here?

Arsene *muffled*: Who's that?

Theo: Arsene? It's me, Theo, where are you?

*The long coat moves a bit*

Arsene *muffled*: I'm here! Can't you see me? Hang on, let me wave.

*The long coat moves a bit more*

Arsene *muffled*: Hello Theo!

Theo: Arsene? Are you in that long sleeping bag?

*The coat struggles, finally Arsene's head pops out the top*

Arsene: Hello there! Sleeping bag? No, this is my new coat.

Theo: It's a coat?

Arsene: Yes, well since you guys all have a new kit for this coming season, I felt I needed a new coat to wear during the matches.

Theo: It's quite long.

Arsene: Yes, it's a little longer than my previous coat. Do you like it?

Theo: Yeah, it's nice. Is it hard to walk and stand in?

Arsene: I'm not sure. Would you give us a hand?

*Theo grabs the coat and pulls at it. They finally get Arsene standing up*

Arsene *muffled*: There.

Theo: Arsene I can't see your head, legs or feet. Don't you think it's a little big?

Arsene *muffled*: It's all the rage at the moment. All the cool kids are wearing large coats.

Theo: Can you walk in it? Walk towards me.

*Arsene shuffles towards the window*

Theo: No, I'm over here. Follow my voice.

*Arsene shuffles towards the wall*

Theo: No Arsene, over here!

*Arsene shuffles towards the window. He bumps into the window*

Arsene *muffled*: Oops! Sorry Theo! Did I stand on your foot?

Theo: No. Anyway, I came over because I wanted you to see me in my new away kit! Do you like it? How do I look?

*Arsene talks to the window*

Arsene *muffled*: It's lovely. You look smashing Theo!

Theo: Can you actually see me?

Arsene *muffled*: Erm......yes, yes of course! My, you look splendid my boy!

Theo: Thanks Arsene, I wanted your opinion on it. Your opinion means the most to me. You're like a father to me.

*The coats sniffles*

Theo: You OK Arsene? Are you crying?

Arsene: Yes, sorry, it's just a small drop of emotion there. You're like a son to me! Let me hug you!

*Arsene shuffles forward, he falls through the open window*

Theo: ARSENE!!!!

*Theo rushes towards the window. He looks down to see the coat rolling around on the floor*

Arsene *muffled*: Hold still Theo! I can't get a grip on you!