The Anfield dream

King Kenny stood on the sidelines like an orchestral conductor directing his team, and when they started playing it was magical. 

With Jamie Carragher fiddling the recorder and Jordan Henderson on the triangle, it was like listening to Mozart’s breathtaking symphony no. 40.

When the 4th corner went in, Anfield went crazy, the kop was jumping and the Liverpool of old was back. It was a joy to behold, but little did they know what was to come. 

Who could beleive that another 8 corners later they would be leading 12-0, it was special, and the pludits were deservidly Liverpool’s. Even without captain marvel and all round super star Stevie g, it was a fantastic performance and one to savour.

Zinadine Zidane once described Jose Reyes as playing like a crazed man on a motorbike, fast, mobile and incredibly dangerous. So it was no surprise when he said Stuart downing plays like a ch*v on a stolen 4-stroke road scooter. 

Moronically drunk and not knowing where to turn,  it was only a matter of time until he fell off - and boy he didn't disappoint. 

Then stepped up Liverpool’s new hero, the man, the one and only world class footballer extraordinaire Luis Suarez. His ability to recover from the horrific leg injury inflicted by arsenals vicious goalkeeper showed immense passion and bravery.

Even when my 3 year old nearly fell off his tricycle he was not capable of showing the manliness required to match Suarez's quick recovery. 

Luckily for my 3 year old, he'll be encouraged by everyone to get back on his trike.  

Unluckily for Suarez, a hairy Scotsman wearing a t shirt is the only one encouraging him to get back on a football pitch.