DiMatteo Sacked!!

In News that is likely to shock no-one Chelsea FC have today sacked DiMatteo as their Manager.. Chelsea FC released this statement -

Chelsea AFC have today parted company with Manager DiMatteo due to our recent poor form and the fact we have not won a game since he took charge on Sunday, Terry.. I mean Chelsea have decided this coupled with the fact he couldn't get the best out of Torres who failed to score in todays 3 hour practice session (2 hours of which were played with no goalkeeper) we were therefore left with no option but to part company with DiMatteo Chelsea AFC will be looking to appoint a caretaker caretaker coach to oversee our next training session

Rumours that Cole Terry and Lampard didn't even bother to turn up to training persist.