When I read other articles that I haven't commented on, there always seems to be a mention of me in there somewhere. It usually starts with someone saying something along the lines of "Ooh, don't say that. PD will be here in a minute now!" before being shot down by Eric and his band of ball bags. I really don't know why there are people on here who appear to have this deep hatred for me. Yes, I use language and innuendo, but I use it for humour purposes whereas others use it in an aggressive way to abuse others.
I don't really know where I'm going with this, so all I'll say is this:
Don't hate, just impregnate.
PD x
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posted on 9/3/12
I'm looking at you right now, Germany.
Mmmmm, nice.
comment by LufcGermany (U6066)
posted on 9/3/12
Er, is it safe for me to breath, or do I have to hope someone is watching you?.
posted on 9/3/12
Yes, breath.
Breath heavily.
comment by LufcGermany (U6066)
posted on 9/3/12
Breath to heavy then I'm in for it!..
The wife'll kill me!.
posted on 9/3/12
Ah! A menage a trois!
comment by LufcGermany (U6066)
posted on 9/3/12
Has that got something to do with something else she'd kill me for?..
comment by NJS Vaguely Noble (U8272)
posted on 9/3/12
999.....and it's not the police!
comment by LufcGermany (U6066)
posted on 9/3/12
666, er, ManU!!!...
Or the Devil that lingers in every corner!.
comment by just-cant-beat-lucas (U8287)
posted on 9/3/12
Saw a funny birthday card today
group of lads are out drinking, the birthday boys missus turns up, so he throws her on the pool table, strips her naked, pulls her legs apart, pours vodka and orange in her fanni and starts drinking it out through a straw.
Bouncer runs over asks what he is doing to which the man replies
"just out M I N G E drinking"
posted on 9/3/12
I'll get that card for my nana.
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