Come on Colchester.

Izzet Eckaslike playing in the number ten shirt ..

..it's a sign

Puffter at number 4

bum....hoskins

Karl Duguid must be at least 60. I'm sure I had him in my Championship Manager 2000 Mansfield side.

Venerunt, viderunt, trahebant.

That's a nasty cough you've got, shib. You should stay off the woodbines.

That's like offering Danny Wilson a handkerchief every time he says Ched Evans.

4,500 attendance, there's more shoppers in Aldi on a midweek morning.How many would we have taken?

Yeah, we'd have taken 2,000 and lost 3-0.

Jesus No! Thats as good as a Juju curse you've gone and put on the fixture now Izzy.