I'm sure you thought the home game was winnable too when we put 4 past you lot and took all 3 points. Still, looking for the positives, if they gave points for smugness you'd be well safe by now.
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Thorney, how have you got the cheek to be so confident? You have spent most of the season below us, save for one win against Reading.

Your crowds are pathetic (6700 against 2nd in the league...); you are a city with 2 1/2 times the population of Barnsley and yet we regularly get 3-4 thousand more fans. Alright, I know that Norwich and Ipswich have got bigger farms than you, but it's still dismal. We live in the immediate, looming shadow of the 2 MASSIVE Sheffield clubs (for the record MASSIVE was typed in bold, underlined, italicised, size 305 font as it cannot apparently be overstated...)

You are a small club punching above your weight, just as we are, selling your best assets, just as we are, but I won't be the one laughing when my seat collapses becauses Darragh McPikey has weighed in all the nuts and bolts...

Defences on top on Saturday; I'll go for a sneaky 6-5 win to the Tykes

This game has become a six pointer.

I cannot express how frustrating I find this, but if we play like we did against palace, we can win.

WATCH OUT FOR GRANT MCCANN

I worked in Peterboro for a couple of months a few years back, Madrush, literally everyone I spoke too supported Spurs or West Ham.

Basically Peterboro is a cockerneee suburb with Posh being on a level with Orient or Brentford.

Do you have a fishing license Thorney.

Very sensitive shoal that you seem to have encountered.
Love the small Club small crowds comment, it's so original...
But It seems to have overlooked the big punch that we carry though.

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Blimey...there's two of em....

...a couple more and the stand will be full...

Satire is the lowest form of wit. Quality counts not quantity. Kes 0-3 The Big Boys!

Satire is certainly not the lowest form of wit and neither is sarcasm which is what you might have written if you had the remotest idea what you are on about. Oops and there I go proving my own point!

Doh! Looks like I fell for that one hook, line and sinker. Kes 0-4 Posh and rising ...

Ah bless....they do take themselves so seriously up north..
Things aren't so grim guys, you could be a small club like us, Think youselves lucky that you haven't had to endure one relegation and three promtions in the last few seasons as we have, you just can't imagine what we have been through..

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! And ThorneyPosh is making us all look really stupid with his insightful biting wit.

Did I mention that I have given up sarcasm for lent?

Kes 10 - 0 Posh.

I've given up chocolate, biscuits and crisps ... and watching Posh lose.

I'm sure there was a full complement of stooges the last time we hammered you...What happened to the other Posh fan?

Good morning!... has the sun risen in the north yet?

"Hammering"? I remember that, 4-3 wasn't it? that was one hell of a hammering.

What time are you setting off..?

12.00 will I need to wear a flat cap to blend in with the locals?

12 eh....That's a nifty tractor you've got there, Dumb...

Is Dumber coming with you?

Poshtoiconman - yes, plus whippet (or border terrier will suffice).

"Good morning!... has the sun risen in the north yet? "
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Indeed it has...and in the absence of technology in your land of fields I suggest that as long as you keep it to the easterly side of your donkey you'll get here fine

Is that schoolmaster in the film playing for you?

If he used to play for Rochdale, possibly!

Oh, hard luck!

Mind you, we have Tyrone Barnett from Crawley Town and he's doing just fine.