If I were you 666, I would...

Ask Nigel Clough about plan B's and being the good manager he is, he might have a spare one and give it to you.

Yes, I'll ask GSE for a spare grand whilst I'm there, eh?

Good boy 666,

Those carpet burns heal quickly.

F off, you're a cnt

There are those that moan about things that they can't stand about their country, and then there are those who simply direct all that energy elsewhere, by moving away to somewhere better suited to them.

And I shall, Moj, just as soon as Lil'Un is finished with her schooling.

I wouldn't moan about Blighty anyway, I consider myself part of it. I suppose it's the same kind of (maybe misguided) loyalty that makes it very hard for me to crucify Derby County and its players. I nearly made the jump myself, to Canada, having lived there for a year, and the reason I didn't, believe it or probably not, was that I couldn't imagine not going to watch Derby play any more.

Warts and all, and all that. When you love something enough, you don't focus on the warts all the time. Obviously loyalty to the badge is only skin-deep.

Canada's out; they club seals there.

Don't get me wrong, we all love beating things to death and skinning them before they've breathed their last if possible, but I've seen what it's done to 2Wellies and I don't think I could cope.. the man is DELIRIOUS.

What are the contenders so far 666? Do they have any inhabitants?

Seriously, 666, there's a good short story by DH Lawrence: "The Man Who Loved Islands". Get Colbi to explain the metaphorical aspects of it to you.

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So far we're considering
Australia where we have friends, ex-colleagues and no family
New Zealand where we have friends, family and ex-colleagues
America where we have friends and family and ex-colleagues
or Cape Town, where the missus is from, where we have family, friends, sunshine and armed guards patrolling behind 8' fences topped with razorwire and it is entirely a burglars' fault if he cuts himself open trying to climb it.

We're leaning towards America for it's education, but I'm not sure I should be allowed to carry a gun.

Don't be silly vidals,

A superior never explains to his servant, why he should sit in room all day, pulling a piece of rope to fan his Master.

....you don't even know what's happening here, do you?

Sorry, busy working

America eh! That's where the Americans come from isn't it?

hmmm. Rather you than me but then again I'm not going anyway. Still you daughter can grow up and marry a 'Tom Glick'.

Does your plan involve lots of bowing and hero worship, whilst wearing those "Knee pads" that carpet fitters use 666?