1 Andy Carroll for £247m

Ha ha good one.

but seriously though if you got any of those midfield players you'd be massively improving that part of your team

Cavani, Clyne, Hazard and Erikssen. All we need and not close to £247m

All apart from Hulk. That amount of money on him would almost be as bad as the £50m on Torres, but at least Fernando has some talent.

5 more Torres's

Hamsik and Cavani from Napoli would be good signings, I think Chelsea also are in desperate need of a natural winger and attacking right back, to replace Malouda and Bosingwa who are pretty hopeless

I´m convinced that there must be some occult secret meaning to the number 247.

Otherwise why on earth would the Daily Fail refer to such a random number ?

Why not just round it off to 250 ?

Very strange

All of the players from League 2 so we always have cover for injuries

Messi

Lucas Moura*
Hazard*
Azpilicueta*

Maybe Neymar

(*= Must haves!)

Neymar hes going to spain

Lavezzi-26m
Jovetic- 25m
Azpilicueta/Isla- 15m
Javi Martinez- 35m
Lucas Moura- 35m

Cech
Ivanovic Luiz Terry Bertrand
Martinez Romeu
Jovetic Mata Lavezzi
Torres/Sturridge

Would be my dream summer

Azpilicueta- What is so special about this guy And what happened to Alvaro Perriera, thought he was a must last season.

I want goal scoring creative midfielders who can play anywhere in defence. Lets get 11 of these badboys

I want goal scoring creative midfielders who can play anywhere in defence.
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Isla Fit the Bill? Actually, he dosen't score many goals

Isla Fisher? Now she's hot

40 million on Stevie G. Him and Lampard in the middle with Mikel in the holding role. <mouthwatering smiley>

Isla Fisher? Now she's hot
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Mr Chelsea, Its obvious you want Chelsea to sign 11 different David Luizes. But don't you think its a tad much? I guess we'd have to sign the ten-year old to coach them from the sidelines using his football manager/PS3 interface. On a different note, how much do you think is a reasonable price to pay for 11 Luizes?

11 Luiz's - 242m

I want Chelsea to sign 2 wingers, 2 midfielders and one striker. That'd be the perfect summer for me. Proper wingers though. Not central players who can do a job on the wing. Had enough of that.

I want Chelsea to sign 2 wingers, 2 midfielders and one striker. That'd be the perfect summer for me. Proper wingers though. Not central players who can do a job on the wing. Had enough of that

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Yep, + a replacement for Bosingwa, I'd be well happy with that (depending on the actual players brought in obviously)