Anyone decided where they're watching the derby on Monday?
Or trying not to think about it?
From a Derby County fan as well… So many derbies… So much confusion…
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I thought IGOR was an Arsenal fan
Sorry for any offence caused
Ferguson and Mancini to hold derby on the astral plane
Last week the psychic overflow set fire to a Superdrug in Chorley
Sir Alex Ferguson and Roberto Mancini began engaging in mind games just after Christmas, but their struggle moved to a new realm of being when the United manager destroyed Mario Ballotelli's mental balance with a bolt of psychic energy during the Arsenal match.
Mancini retaliated by causing Ashley Young to suffer persistent flashbacks to being an SAS officer in training, imagining the penalty box was a room full of hostages he had to dive-and-roll into.
The sky above Manchester has turned blood-red as the two managers lock minds. Mancini is a fully-qualified witch in the Italian 'Stregheria' tradition, while Ferguson has attained the ninth rank of druids and practices human sacrifice.
Reports from dogs speaking in the tongues of men suggest that Ferguson is attempting to raise the spirit of Duncan Edwards to play in midfield.
Meanwhile Mancini, according to words written in fire on the Manchester Ship Canal, hopes to use his opponent's own blood pressure against him and explode Ferguson's head like in the film Scanners.
On the physical plane the two managers have engaged in a war of nerves with graciousness and politeness as their weapons.
Mancini struck the first blow when he claimed that Manchester United had already won the title and that they would be welcomed to the pitch with a guard of honour.
Ferguson hit back by saying that City were the rightful winners of the Premier League and that his team would be lying on the grass to make a living carpet for them to walk on and, if they wish, to use as urinals.
It hurts my head lots Jalisco, you hear derby on the radio, ears cocked, something about Manchester, Liverpool, disappointment....again.:-
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Reports from dogs speaking in the tongues of men
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This had me choking on my chatpate choley.
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Anyone decided where they're watching the derby on Monday?
Or trying not to think about it?
posted on 28/4/12
The derby
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indeed.
posted on 28/4/12
Epsom, hope that helps.
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From a Derby County fan as well… So many derbies… So much confusion…
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THE DERBY!!
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posted on 28/4/12
Terence Trent D'Arby.
posted on 28/4/12
I thought IGOR was an Arsenal fan
Sorry for any offence caused
posted on 28/4/12
Ferguson and Mancini to hold derby on the astral plane
Last week the psychic overflow set fire to a Superdrug in Chorley
Sir Alex Ferguson and Roberto Mancini began engaging in mind games just after Christmas, but their struggle moved to a new realm of being when the United manager destroyed Mario Ballotelli's mental balance with a bolt of psychic energy during the Arsenal match.
Mancini retaliated by causing Ashley Young to suffer persistent flashbacks to being an SAS officer in training, imagining the penalty box was a room full of hostages he had to dive-and-roll into.
The sky above Manchester has turned blood-red as the two managers lock minds. Mancini is a fully-qualified witch in the Italian 'Stregheria' tradition, while Ferguson has attained the ninth rank of druids and practices human sacrifice.
Reports from dogs speaking in the tongues of men suggest that Ferguson is attempting to raise the spirit of Duncan Edwards to play in midfield.
Meanwhile Mancini, according to words written in fire on the Manchester Ship Canal, hopes to use his opponent's own blood pressure against him and explode Ferguson's head like in the film Scanners.
On the physical plane the two managers have engaged in a war of nerves with graciousness and politeness as their weapons.
Mancini struck the first blow when he claimed that Manchester United had already won the title and that they would be welcomed to the pitch with a guard of honour.
Ferguson hit back by saying that City were the rightful winners of the Premier League and that his team would be lying on the grass to make a living carpet for them to walk on and, if they wish, to use as urinals.
posted on 28/4/12
It hurts my head lots Jalisco, you hear derby on the radio, ears cocked, something about Manchester, Liverpool, disappointment....again.:-
(
posted on 28/4/12
Reports from dogs speaking in the tongues of men
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This had me choking on my chatpate choley.
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Captain
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KAGAWA
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Oooh.
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Diva.
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Is.
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Lurking.
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Here.
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For.
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Stop hogging the bar.
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Sure.
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What.
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A.
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Shame.
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