comment by CSTP (U1453)
posted 10 minutes ago

He surely puts in a lot of effort before his post match videos because he’s just firing one great metaphor after another. No way he can cut a promo like that in real time.
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He's got a few one liners on rotation (e.g. fossil football/Katie Hopkins football lol) like all stand up comics do

He's great, love his energy.

comment by SWTN - Judas is number 1 (U7916)
posted 1 day ago
United are onna lose this and do us no favours.
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About that.....

comment by NPEEE (U22521)
posted 22 hours, 6 minutes ago
Mata

1 x CL
2 x FA Cup
2 x Europa League
1 x League Cup

Not a bad haul but he probably regrets no league title.
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That's a shame.

Fixtures

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/14622958/chelsea-could-line-up-porto-thiago-silva-havertz-pulisic/

Our match is or isn't being moved

comment by soccerlol (U7650)
posted less than a minute ago
Our match is or isn't being moved
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Why would it be moved

Idk

https://link.chelseafc.com/dMtBX4TOofb
Here's a link from The 5th Stand, Chelsea FC's official app: Update on Chelsea’s FA Cup semi-final fixture

I guess you meant this

Team I’d go with tomorrow:

——————- Mendy ———————
———- Azpi - Silva - Rudi ———-
James - Kante - Kova - Chilwell
—- Mount - Havertz - Pulisic —-

Good chance Werner, Alonso and Jorginho start.

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 hours, 18 minutes ago
comment by Superb (U6486)
posted 26 minutes ago
Not sure why Saturday's PL games need to be moved just because of Phillip's funeral.
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Our Presidents day at bowls has been moved to Sunday...I mean WTF
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You literally replied to this earlier...

The vortex

West Brom have been phenomenal . Maybe it’s not just us

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comment by NPEEE (U22521)
posted 4 minutes ago

It is possible we catalysed their awakening.
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Us this season? Nah bro, never happened

comment by Superb (U6486)
posted 4 hours, 9 minutes ago
Not sure why Saturday's PL games need to be moved just because of Phillip's funeral.
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This is my fave so far of completely random and arbitrary shows of ‘respect’ for Prince Phillip https://twitter.com/carseatarmrest/status/1381336765659803651?s=21

comment by Devil (U6522)
posted 3 hours ago
My favourite 'social influencer' by a mile is Expressions. Dude's a mix of a clown & stand up comic, always makes me laugh after Spurs lose.

Plus, he's a wrestling fan. Bonus points
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This guy has an incredible way with words I can’t deny. Some of the metaphors and wordplay he comes up with on the spot lol

comment by CSTP (U1453)
posted 2 hours, 39 minutes ago
He surely puts in a lot of effort before his post match videos because he’s just firing one great metaphor after another. No way he can cut a promo like that in real time.
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Maybe he prepares but seen so many live vids of him coming up with them Just lives his life through metaphors

He described Sanchez as headless like Ned Stark or one of King Henry VIII’s wives haha

Southampton kinda fell off

Hassenhuttl realised he was just a mere imitation of his idol Tuchel

comment by CSTP (U1453)
posted 20 minutes ago

He described Sanchez as headless like Ned Stark or one of King Henry VIII’s wives haha
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The best one I ever heard him come out with was "the only goat business Zaha's doing is eating grass"

Brilliant multi layered joke.

3-0

West Brom 3-0 lol makes me feel a bit better