I am actualy allergic to old Trafford!

I have never had a Balti pie at the ground but where i live we have Wrights Pies and the Balti ones are pretty tasty.

Ever seen pulp fiction?

Anybody who hasn't seen Pulp Fiction doesn't deserve to be acknowledged on this board.

I watched the shining last night, that's a movei too.

oh dear, the 90's 'jokes' are being wheeled out now. the difference is we reds don’t self-aggrandise like blues. we don’t feel the need to shout louder to make ourselves heard. we don' do inflatable bananas. we don't do cringeworthy dances whilst facing away from the play. we don't put toe curling billboards up around the city centre. we are different. we are incomparable to you. it is black and white; night and day. music, culture, clothes... in everything we are discerning. it’s why we were drawn to the red and you to the blue. you like denim jackets and reebok trainers. you own roy chubby brown dvds. you wear jewelry. you like darts. you like real ale. you find the compare the market adverts funny and go around repating the catchphrase. you have city wallets and big mirrors hanging in your living rooms with a city badge on them. a badge that has three stars above it for no discernable reason. we have won nineteen league titles and three european cups, yet there are no stars anywhere near our badge. our club holds a level of aristocracy around the world which city which yours will never equal. we are manchester. we are worldwide. we are matt busby. we are wmebley in 68, barcelona in 99, moscow in 2008. we are alex ferguson, george best, bobby charlton, cantona and many more. you are arrivistes. we are everything you've ever wanted to be and that's why you're accepting your club turning into everything you once claimed to be against, just so that you can challenge us for the title. that’s the difference.

I hate the typical football holligan look.

The cap, stone island jacket, jeans and adidas trainers. Bunch of mugs.

You don't like real ale? Guessing lager and lime, or cider and black is more your cup of tea?

My advice, find yourself a hobby lad.

Ole's heading for another one of his breakdowns.

i'm merely stating facts.

Good luck in your exams then

likewise.

Jesus Ole what a speech, you should've said that in the OT speakerphone during SAF's anniversary reign

Don't need luck pal, unlike you I won't be dropping a tab of acid before the exam, rambling for a couple of hours and finishing it off with "I'm merely stating facts".

We both have great managers and teams so we are resorting to having a pop at the food and beverages on sale at the ground and the clobber that people will be wearing next monday.

Derby banter......You gotta love it.

Looks like he was right about the cask ales afterall!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150828808290406&set=a.10150131583140406.329409.650220405&type=1&theater

Nothing wrong with real Ale and Darts. Maybe one day you will appreciate a good beer, instead of WKD or half a lager that you students sup.

it was a factually correct comment. the proof of which being that none of you even took exception to it or even attempted to suggest otherwise.

Big mirrors with a city badge on
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love it

state of them. they each look like they've kicked through topman. oh and his location: stockport. living stereotypes.

Chill out fella before you do yourself a mischief, and have another Smirnoff Ice.

Ole, you forgot thick gold rope chains

... The lad who posted the photo? Funny you say look at the state of them, two are rags

good shout.

Ole! Breathe!!

On second thoughts, don't bother. Just read back what you wrote and see if you can spot why the dictionary has a picture of you next to the word "arrogant".

It's funny how you suggest that City fans are self-aggrandising and then go on to make that diatribe. Granted, there's some marketing types who've been paid to hype the club up, but then that's their job. They are not us. You may sneer at the bananas and the songs and the Poznan, but to sneer is to miss the point entirely. We do it because we're having a laugh. We have to do that, you can't be a humourless basket and support City, it just doesn't work.

All your talk of glory and history and sartorial elegance is just a way of saying, "Look at me, look at how great I am!" Are you really that needy that you have to stand in the reflected glow of the club you claim to support in order to feel better about yourself? And what if your club goes into decline, what then?

It's strange, for this big Mancunian 'one love' kind of guy you don't half have a big stick up your backside.

I've got mates who are blues and mates who are rags, things like music tend to be a common interest. Or you the one person under 40 who still buys Simply Red cds (which would explain a lot).

the majority of it is tongue in cheek, grated. my girlfriend is a city fan.