I haven't proof read that or really put any thought into it, it just made sense to me in a rushed mess. I still wish TOOR hadn't notice cos he probably thought his through better than me, but oh well, only a friendly.

I imagine Fred might have noticed TBAG

Also if you end the game with more than nine players on the pitch, I'll be surprised

"When defending, Koscielny to be a badman and the rest of the team to foul tactically to stop counter attacks and potentially injure their best player if the opportunity to do so without getting a red card arises.

Koscielny to look fantastic."

Pulis?

Yep, I'm sat in my office with my cap on

It was meant a bit tongue in cheek cos I'd expect the team to know how to defend the stupid s.

P.S. I'm a triffic motivator and man manager too, any of my players who tell you otherwise are just feckers.

Fred - What ever happened to the press conference?

I cant wait to stir up my rivalry with TBAG....the

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Where else would I have got Michael Turner?

Starting XI
GK Akinfeev
RB Arbeloa
CB Nesta
CB Terry
LB Cole
RW Blaszczykowski
CM Kaka
CM Gago
LW Young
ST Doumbia
ST Vagner Love

Tactics:

Ashley Young to take a dive and John Terry to take advantage and give him the Peoples Elbow while he's down.

Blaszczykowski to go off in a sulk about having his name spelt wrong on his shirt whilst Cole and Arbeloa argue over the FHM sexiest women poll. Nesta to put in a mountain of a performance to not concede all on his own, despite not heading the ball because he has a leave in conditioner on.

That's for RAPs team

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Anytime pal.

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Its Rossi now Rap, not Llorente

But thanks for the win

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You wouldnt dare break my heart that way

Think of the players confidence......THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

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Rafa FC 1 v1 Stig's Pipe Smokers
A great start from Stig's and in the 14th minute Ben Arfa cut inside his marker and rifled in a shot from the edge of the box.
Stig's Pipe Smokers go a bit too defensive in the second half and Rooney gets on the end of a hopeful through ball from Hoilett and stuck the ball in the back of the net.


Dave Whelan's Elite 0 v 1 Ba-rilliant Rovers
RVP won the game at the end of added time for Ba-Rilliant Rovers , Valencia rounded Rami and passed across the face of goal for RVP to tap in.

Haven't A Kalou 2v1 Cheese of Nazareth

The link up play between Ba and Cisse was brilliant today. Ba scored the first after Cisse found him with space on the edge of the box. CON struck one back through Muller who volleyed a Susaeta cross into the back of the net. However the away fans took the long trip back without anything to smile about as Cisse was found by Ba 25 yards out and he curled the ball into the far corner, a goal worthy of winning any game.

Los Millionarios 4v2 Athletico 7 Years

Xabi Alonso and Mascherano in midfield dominated the first half of this game and A7Y didn't have one shot on target for the first 45 minutes. LM on the other hand had 4 goals to shout about Lavezzi fired two shots into the bottom corner of the net, after(on both occasions) playing a lovely pass and move with Turan. Villa then chipped the keeper only to see the ball hit the post, this was pounced on by Reyes who had made it 3-0. An Alonso corner kick saw Monreal unmarked in the box and he headed in the forth. What the A7Y boss had said at half time clearly worked as within 3 minutes into the second half Coentrao raced away from the LM defence and crossed in for Hulk to head in. Defoe came on and had an instant impact, after racing on to a Parker clearance he was clear through and rounded the keeper to put into an empty net.

Rafa FC 2-1 Stig's Pipe Smokers

0-1 Llorente (23 minutes)
Maicon gets caught up the pitch allowing Hazard space and time to link up well with Eriksen out wide. Hazard's cross is too deep but Ben Arfa clips the ball back across goal for Llorente to produce a clumsy double footed overhead kick (also known as a "Yakubu".

1-1 Rooney (68 minutes)
Ben Arfa fails to track back leaving Robben 1-on-1 with Zabaleta. Robben cuts inside and unleashes a 32 yard thunderbolt which crashes off the post, smashes into Jagielka's face and drops kindly to Rooney who taps in from close range.

2-1 Hoilett (84 minutes)
With the opposition defending deep late on substitute Hoilett blazes past a dazed Jagielka and fires in a shot that deflects off Hummels past the stranded Adler.


Dave Whelan's Elite 1-1 Ba-rilliant Rovers

1-0 Koscielny og (48 minutes)
Baines flings in a corner which is a scrappy affair until a bobbling ball falls to Koscielny who slashes at it, only managing to slice it into his own goal.

1-1 van Persie (73 minutes)
Valencia finds some space on the right cuts back for van Persie to unleash a shot that thumps against the bar and then onto the line. It doesn't look like the ball has fully crossed the line but the linesman indicates that it is a goal.


Haven't a Kalou 3-0 Cheeses of Nazareth

1-0 Cisse (12 minutes)
Cisse receives the ball 25 yards from goal before advancing and firing an unstoppable shot into the bottom corner

2-0 Cisse (80 minutes)
Ribery dances past a tired Debuchy before cutting inside and laying a delicious through ball into the path of Cisse who chips the ball over the onrushing Handanovic

3-0 Mata (89 minutes)
Vertonghen gets caught napping by Mata and gives away a free kick on the edge of the area which Mata steps up to curl into the top corner


Los Millionarios 0-0 Athletico 7 Years

A really dull and uninspiring match where the only thing of note is a cat invading the pitch.

1-0 Koscielny og (48 minutes)

ROB

Rafa FC 1-1 Stig's Pipe Smokers

Stig's Pipe Smokers dominate the opening period taking the lead through Llorente after 34 minutes after having had much the better of the first half. Rafa's team come out for the 2nd half having quite clearly had the hair dryer treatment, and an inspired substitution from Rafa sees Forlan score with his first touch of the ball in the 71st minute and rescue a point.

Dave Whelan's Elite 1-2 Ba-rilliant Rovers

An extremy physical match with no quarters spared.
Ba-rilliant Rovers take an early lead through Van Persie
Cabaye doubles the lead just before half time.
Dempsey scores a cracker late on
Ba-rilliant hold on for the win.




Haven't A Kalou 1-1 Cheese of Nazareth

Mata puts Cisse through on goal for the opener on 23 minutes. A thunderous header from Vertonghen clinches the equaliser from a corner in the 57th minute.




Los Millionarios 3-2 Athletico 7 Years

A 2nd half goal fest sees the lead change 3 times
47th Min - Villa puts Los Millionarios 1-0 up
65th Min - Sigurdsson scores having only just come on 1-1
69th Min - Hulk steers his shot past Vorm - score 1-2
77th Min - Equaliser from Reyes making it 2-2
88th Min - Last gasp winner - Villa completing his brace 3-2

people voting me to lose

my team at the very least as good as the other team and i wouldnt say my tactics are much worse either if at all

It's only a friendly don't worry.

At least Llorente doesn't score against you when he doesn't even play for the team you're playing against, which keeps happening to me....

Just shows how good a manager i am