Isn't it just possible that he truly misses his daughters? They live in another continent after all. Being a recently separated father myself I can tell you how much I miss my 14 month old boy.

Sorry to inject a bit of seriousness into 606.

What I meant to say was perhaps he's just still p***ed off at the kettle that fell on his face as a kid and left him so scarred, and he vents his spleen no matter where he goes. Maybe that's why his wife left him: he was frightening the kids so much. Ouch, I hear you cry. Ouch, I heard he cried!

To be fair I find it comical how he pops up every now and then like a phantom fairy, spouting what he genuinely believes to be intellectual and thought provoking threads, as if he is the font of all knowledge. But it gets pretty tedius after a while...

Grated, are you the new Heywood Exile?

Grated: you are the King of Comedy. Your use of irony on your member's page is GCSE-level at best. Keep it up my friend.

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N1 - The coveted 'King of Comedy' award will forever remain in north London my friend, although most of you don't realise it.

I was referring to the film of that title but if you want to make it into an award then I give it to your username: gratedbeans.

I WANT AN AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome ripley? good to have you back

gratedbean - who's suggesting that they're the font of all knowledge?

You made an incorrect point, got pulled up on it, and now it's my fault?

Deary me

Heywood was the only person on my intellectual level; he didn't admit when he was wrong, but he did have the intelligence to understand the point - you don't even come close, but you do have your role to play on here.

So let's address your last post:

It is possible to believe that United should invest, to continually improve, and still believe that retaining last year's squad would not have meant suddenly falling away from the title race this year.

And here's the best bit...

You said: "for the first time in years all of the top six are making wholesale changes"

That's not an opinion about what will happen, that's a statement of fact. And it's incorrect.

Oh dear.

What a donut

You certainly seem to think you are always right and everyone else is always wrong, hence the 'font of all knowledge' comment, funny thing is, everyone else on here just thinks your a berk.

Don't even try being all intellectual now after the quality of the original post, which is either the poorest attempt of a WUM I have seen in a while, or a lazy attempt at writing the sort of short, snappy and inaccurate article I would expect to read on your bog standard piece of red top toilet roll.

Fergie scraped you lot through last season, and I echo the comments of other pundits that he would not have been able to repeat this. By all means, you carry on in your airy fairy world though, you're probably still p!ssed from too much penthouse partying I assume?

gratedbean exits through the side door, conveniently ignoring the evidence that proves he got it woefully wrong.

But it's someone else's fault, and it's someone else with the problem of admitting that they were wrong, isn't it?

Of course it is

To be honest lad I was offering an opinion, a typo on 606 is hardly news of the century, let alone worth babbling on about as long as you have. I suppose when you don't really have a point, picking up on little errors other users make is the only thing that can justify your existence.

Oh right, so it's a typo now?

No, it was the basis for my point, and yours for that matter.

If you had just accepted that you'd got it wrong then the conversation would have gone on it's way... but you don't have the maturity to do that, do you?

Well yeah it is, I was offering my opinion that there will be wholesale changes at the top clubs this summer, obviously I'm not commenting in hindsight as there is two months of the window left. Looks like I might be right though as two senior players left your club today.

The conversation never just 'goes on it's way' though with you does it FannyJeeves? You have to go on, and on, and on... To be honest I see talking to you as more a way to pass time, rather than anything I actually get anything out of. But it's nice to see your also taking up part time psychology with your online diagnosis of me being 'immature'.

Don't ever lose your sparkle lad.

gratedbean (U4885)

Now you own him are you going to rename him?

gratedbean



It's best to try and pretend you're not bothered by me before going off on one - try harder in future lad.

You stated that their had been wholesale changes when there hadn't.

Dress it up how you like, but conversations like these degenerate because people like you are so scared of admitting that they made an error.

But yes, of course, let's continue with the party line... it's my fault for acknowledging your error, my fault for the fact that you can't admit that you're wrong, and my fault that you've ended up looking like a plank.

Ahhh diddums...

Heywood did admit when he was wrong. And I've seen him say that to askdannyjeeves in the past.

Is this an intellectual p-contest? My D ick is bigger than yours?

My D ick is bigger than yours?

Mine is a inch.

Mine is two :p

I am jealous

Don't be daft, everyone knows blues have bigger d!cks than rags, thats why we don't feel the need to compensate by supporting a club that win more trophies.

We can take a dreadful performance away at Boro on the last day of the season with a pinch of salt, safe in the knowledge that we can all go home and satisfy our Mrs' with our massive shlongs.

grated
I suffer from premature ejeculation.

Try picturing Gary Neville during intercourse, works for me... Be careful though it can go the other way and lead to bouts of impotency.

Picturing Gary Neville during intercourse definately doesn't work for me!