Oh Theo !!

Nasri defo won't go because he'll be signing a new contract at Chelski. And if we can get upwards of £20 million for him then all the better.

Cesc might turn up for the tour but won't play. Best not risk the "best" midfielder in Europe on a dodgy Far East tour that is only designed to raise profile and money.

In the meantime the board sits back, does nothing and smugly assures us all that the club is a "self-sustaining, self-financing model."

Hand me the sick bag and bring back David Dein. Pronto.

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Eboue will be flying the plane

In the meantime the board sits back, does nothing and smugly assures us all that the club is a "self-sustaining, self-financing model."
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I can imagine they'll be drawing up pie charts etc to illustrate our financial growth

Hand me the sick bag and bring back David Dein. Pronto
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I second that

Eboue will be flying the plane
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Eboue is the plane!

All aboard Eboue Airways!

He sure can fly!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/20/article-1221708-06DC73EF000005DC-70_468x366.jpg

nasri to cheslea is a real possibility

Hand me the sick bag and bring back David Dein. Pronto
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you mean the david dein who's son is at the centre of this whole fiasco, being one of the agents for all 3 of clichy, cesc and nasri?

Hand me the sick bag and bring back David Dein. Pronto
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you mean the david dein who's son is at the centre of this whole fiasco, being one of the agents for all 3 of clichy, cesc and nasri?
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If only you knew the power of the dark side

Eboue will be flying the plane

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Correction:

Eboue doesn't need a plane. Eboue is the method of transportation.