Messi

Nah more like a Jay Spearing...
Not the best at football, not the best looking!
But give 100% every match with a good tackle

Probab;ly try and play like either Ramos/Alves...bombing forward screaming for passes and moaning at the midfielders in the same breath. Either that or the 'modified-Scholes (usually employed when hungover) where you shout for 2 yard passes then spray the ball forward shaking your head when nobody gets on the end.

Play for my school team (B team :P). I'm would say I'm a very less skillful version of Bale. I have quite a lot of pace (no arrogance intended but get to 100m finals every year so far) and can usually get past others on my day. I can also tackle fairly well and I'm a hard worker. And that sounded like a buisness speech :P

thanks for any responses, that ruddy Modric news came along and usurped my wonderful idea in this thread!

So far though, between us, we already have quite a team:
Huddlestone, Spearing, Ramos and Bale!

Id compare my self with Darren Anderton,I can cross all day long but always end up injured!

i would say i'm probably most like jenas.

good on the ball,box to box,more than decent in the tackle(me,not him)pop up with the odd goal.

but only really play at my best for say,8/9 games a season,never quite fullfiling my potential.

Vdv all the way. I only score good goals...miss the sitters mind you. Plus i have Van Der Pledge on my shirt

I see myself as a bit of a Kranjcar. Give me the ball and ill perform magic but do not expect me to do much without the ball at my feet. I am not very fast but i don't need to be when i have the vision to pick out a pass or the top corner of the goal.

Oh, i too am a fetching looking specimen

I think I am a mini version of Manuel Neuer, I am a good shot stopper but only for 5 aside games...but...full size....goals....are....too....big....

chunky-