Had a terrible season and likes a shandy by all accounts but 12 months ago was one of the best in the prem.
Wages would be a joke though. I want Danny back
Nothing wrong with liking a shandy, Professor, although I confess to not taking lemonade with mine.
Chunders
Not being able to handle the other constituent is your downfall though, eh chunder
Elspeth has just reminded me of that - she says I perform better on moderate amounts..
Chunders
Does she let you touch the precious things?
If you let her out of the attic a little more often ...
Ah yes, the attic, three flights of stairs at Chunderbuxton Hall - loss of performance, don't you know?
And of course, the corresponding three sets of stair lift. Elspeth wasn't built to takle stairs.
Yes, the Stannah Lift takes some serious punishment - we had to get the SuperExtraWide model.
Chunders
Another serious transfer speculation thread ruined
Chunders,
I shoot mine up the stairs from a cannon...............messy but effective.
cream carpet on the stairs johnny?
We would need a howitzer to shoot Elspeth up to the attic, and for the same price I could renovate the entire East Wing - furthermore, there would be no need to re-decorate the staircase.
Any more bright ideas?
Chunders
That's the trouble with practicality..... it's just no fun.
And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
A spot of the "someraults" Shibs
Yes, the cream isn't working too well.
But will this Johnson enhance our squad?
Well our squads tails are up already Shib so he could do with a perk up after relegation
... like an irish coffee?
... or perhaps a cigarette?
Saw this article had 22 comments and thought it would surely be a good read. 1 comment pertained to the topic and the rest a load of garbage. Chunders......don't mind having you on here being as your own forum is a desert wilderness, but try and add something constructive. We've got a long, boring close season to get through without you adding to the misery!
what did you want? Wikipedia him if you want a scouting report.
trueblue
Go forth and multiply, there's a good chap.
Chunders
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posted on 16/5/12
Had a terrible season and likes a shandy by all accounts but 12 months ago was one of the best in the prem.
Wages would be a joke though. I want Danny back
posted on 16/5/12
Nothing wrong with liking a shandy, Professor, although I confess to not taking lemonade with mine.
Chunders
posted on 16/5/12
Not being able to handle the other constituent is your downfall though, eh chunder
posted on 16/5/12
Elspeth has just reminded me of that - she says I perform better on moderate amounts..
Chunders
posted on 16/5/12
Does she let you touch the precious things?
posted on 16/5/12
Only at weekends...
posted on 16/5/12
If you let her out of the attic a little more often ...
posted on 16/5/12
Ah yes, the attic, three flights of stairs at Chunderbuxton Hall - loss of performance, don't you know?
posted on 16/5/12
And of course, the corresponding three sets of stair lift. Elspeth wasn't built to takle stairs.
posted on 16/5/12
Yes, the Stannah Lift takes some serious punishment - we had to get the SuperExtraWide model.
Chunders
posted on 16/5/12
Another serious transfer speculation thread ruined
posted on 16/5/12
Chunders,
I shoot mine up the stairs from a cannon...............messy but effective.
posted on 16/5/12
cream carpet on the stairs johnny?
posted on 16/5/12
We would need a howitzer to shoot Elspeth up to the attic, and for the same price I could renovate the entire East Wing - furthermore, there would be no need to re-decorate the staircase.
Any more bright ideas?
Chunders
posted on 16/5/12
That's the trouble with practicality..... it's just no fun.
posted on 16/5/12
And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
posted on 16/5/12
Roger Chonson?
posted on 16/5/12
A spot of the "someraults" Shibs
posted on 16/5/12
Yes, the cream isn't working too well.
But will this Johnson enhance our squad?
posted on 16/5/12
Well our squads tails are up already Shib so he could do with a perk up after relegation
posted on 16/5/12
... like an irish coffee?
posted on 16/5/12
... or perhaps a cigarette?
posted on 16/5/12
Saw this article had 22 comments and thought it would surely be a good read. 1 comment pertained to the topic and the rest a load of garbage. Chunders......don't mind having you on here being as your own forum is a desert wilderness, but try and add something constructive. We've got a long, boring close season to get through without you adding to the misery!
posted on 16/5/12
what did you want? Wikipedia him if you want a scouting report.
posted on 16/5/12
trueblue
Go forth and multiply, there's a good chap.
Chunders
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