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please, dont give advice!!
Send food and money.
He has the charisma of a sloth.
haha@Downing being a doyen of the English National team.
OX- hey Stew, i'm feeling a bit nervous about my debut tonight in a major tournament.
DOWNING - come on little fella, sit here and i'll help you out
OX - jee, thanks Stewart
Downing - you're welcome mate, right just look at me, i have loads of england caps, im the guy you need to be coming to for help and advice.
OX- ah cool...... why's that then?
Downing, because despite being utter dog sheite for club and country i seem to get picked, if i can get this many caps anyone can!
all you have to do is either hit the front defender with every cross, or overhit every cross, it works for me!!
and another budding career ruined
If its crossing or scoring advice then please don't give it !!!!!
He actually said that or am I falling for an obvious wind-up? What an astonishing lack of self-awareness.
He actually said that or am I falling for an obvious wind-up? What an astonishing lack of self-awareness.
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no mate, he actually said that
No goals No assists!!!
Advice on what?
What next; Andy Carroll giving advice on goalscoring?!?!
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No goals
No assists
No charisma
No tips...please
No footballing idea
...is there anything he can do?
...is there anything he can do?
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I reckon he'd be pretty good playing the straight role in a comic double act, e.g. with Andy Carroll delivering the punchlines.
Even Tim Howard scored more league goals last season than Downing.
BusbysBabes (U9083)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
He has the charisma of a sloth.
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That's about as below the belt as it gets, I can see the sloth's of England all heading to the nearest Legal advice they can find.
Am I right in thinking he's never scored for England too?
^ That's right.
In his ENTIRE career, he's scored 31 goals in 330 games.
That's a goal every 10.6 games.
I actually think Downing is alright. Terrible season lady year ye but he's not as bad is made out.
Really annoyed Johnson didn't go though, only winger we have with a few tricks and a decent shot on him.
Milner has wound me up more than downing, I just don't rate him at all
Really annoyed Johnson didn't go though, only winger we have with a few tricks and a decent shot on him.
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Have it on good authority that AJ's on the pop
Came from a City fan with some inside knowledge
Would certainly explain alot
What do you mean by on the pop? Drugs??
What do you mean by on the pop? Drugs??
what pop is also a drug
cheers macca, youve made me look a right thick now
if he's on pop he's on drugs
if he's on the sauce, he's on booze
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posted on 7/6/12
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posted on 7/6/12
please, dont give advice!!
Send food and money.
posted on 7/6/12
He has the charisma of a sloth.
posted on 7/6/12
haha@Downing being a doyen of the English National team.
posted on 7/6/12
OX- hey Stew, i'm feeling a bit nervous about my debut tonight in a major tournament.
DOWNING - come on little fella, sit here and i'll help you out
OX - jee, thanks Stewart
Downing - you're welcome mate, right just look at me, i have loads of england caps, im the guy you need to be coming to for help and advice.
OX- ah cool...... why's that then?
Downing, because despite being utter dog sheite for club and country i seem to get picked, if i can get this many caps anyone can!
all you have to do is either hit the front defender with every cross, or overhit every cross, it works for me!!
and another budding career ruined
posted on 7/6/12
If its crossing or scoring advice then please don't give it !!!!!
posted on 7/6/12
posted on 7/6/12
posted on 7/6/12
He actually said that or am I falling for an obvious wind-up? What an astonishing lack of self-awareness.
posted on 7/6/12
He actually said that or am I falling for an obvious wind-up? What an astonishing lack of self-awareness.
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no mate, he actually said that
posted on 7/6/12
No goals No assists!!!
Advice on what?
What next; Andy Carroll giving advice on goalscoring?!?!
posted on 7/6/12
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 7/6/12
No goals
No assists
No charisma
No tips...please
No footballing idea
...is there anything he can do?
posted on 7/6/12
...is there anything he can do?
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I reckon he'd be pretty good playing the straight role in a comic double act, e.g. with Andy Carroll delivering the punchlines.
posted on 7/6/12
Even Tim Howard scored more league goals last season than Downing.
posted on 7/6/12
BusbysBabes (U9083)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
He has the charisma of a sloth.
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That's about as below the belt as it gets, I can see the sloth's of England all heading to the nearest Legal advice they can find.
posted on 7/6/12
Am I right in thinking he's never scored for England too?
posted on 7/6/12
^ That's right.
In his ENTIRE career, he's scored 31 goals in 330 games.
That's a goal every 10.6 games.
posted on 7/6/12
I actually think Downing is alright. Terrible season lady year ye but he's not as bad is made out.
Really annoyed Johnson didn't go though, only winger we have with a few tricks and a decent shot on him.
Milner has wound me up more than downing, I just don't rate him at all
posted on 7/6/12
Really annoyed Johnson didn't go though, only winger we have with a few tricks and a decent shot on him.
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Have it on good authority that AJ's on the pop
Came from a City fan with some inside knowledge
Would certainly explain alot
posted on 7/6/12
What do you mean by on the pop? Drugs??
posted on 7/6/12
Alki mate
posted on 7/6/12
What do you mean by on the pop? Drugs??
what pop is also a drug
posted on 7/6/12
cheers macca, youve made me look a right thick now
posted on 7/6/12
if he's on pop he's on drugs
if he's on the sauce, he's on booze
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