Oops! Meant to say Highbury

Yep, that's good enough for me Armchair.

In a particularly low moment in my pre-teen years, I was very low and couldn't turn to drink as underage drinking wasn't permitted in those days. Some shops didn't even sell it to you, even if you told them it was for your mum.

Anyway, one thing led to another and one night, in desperation, I knelt beside my bed and prayed for guidance. The next morning I awoke to find an Arsenal shirt at the foot of my bed - I've never looked back, the good lord showed me the way.

Good job it wasn't a couple of years later - I'd have thrown that horrible stripy pos shirt in the bin, diving guidance or not.

George Graham threatened to beat me if I didn't support Arsenal.

Divine diving guidance indeed Henry.

Pires versus Portsmouth was therefore unintentional on dreamy Bob's part.

God being a Gooner and all.

"George Graham threatened to beat me if I didn't support Arsenal."

He'd have hit you once and then just sat back and defended for the rest of the fight.

"Divine diving guidance indeed Henry"

Oh Arsenal, stupid fingers.

"He'd have hit you once and then just sat back and defended for the rest of the fight."

.....inspired!

He'd have hit you once and then just sat back and defended for the rest of the fight.

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JJG

I am the Ernie Wise to JJG's Eric Morecambe.

"I am the Ernie Wise to JJG's Eric Morecambe."

Hurrah! I've never been the tall one before.

Which one of you has the short fat hairy legs?

On second thoughts I don't want to know

"I am the Ernie Wise to JJG's Eric Morecambe."

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Hmm.. have you ever co-written an article with JJG chrisd?

"Rapid Vienna" on the old 606 was a stone wall CLASSIC!

Hurrah! I've never been the tall one before.
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Me neither.



Hmm.. have you ever co-written an article with JJG chrisd?

"Rapid Vienna" on the old 606 was a stone wall CLASSIC!
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We will never collaborate again due to creative differences stemming from our time together writing for Miranda.

Rapid Vienna article?

Rapid Vienna
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"We will never collaborate again due to creative differences stemming from our time together writing for Miranda."

I stand by my view that a 20 minute dream sequence in which Miranda plays Jethro Tull songs on a casio keyboard while screaming about the political situation in Burma would have gone down a storm.

I stand by my view that a 20 minute dream sequence in which Miranda plays Jethro Tull songs on a casio keyboard while screaming about the political situation in Burma would have gone down a storm.
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Such missed opportunities with regards to that show. If only the BBC allowed me to air the episode where Miranda apologised to the audience and the viewers at home for stealing minutes from their lives before jumping into the bath while clutching a plugged in microwave which was re-heating some crispy duck.

Maybe they'd have gone for it if it been a Chicken Korma in the microwave?

Depends upon whether they showed it pre or post-watershed I guess.