They are an national embarrassment when they go on their travels, we should ban them from going abroad...

Heard this joke on a thread about 3 days ago.

Which would be sadder?
i: You came up with this 'gag' and were so pleased with yourself you credited it with it's own article?
ii: You read someone else's comment and thought it deserved your regurgitation?

Hector: You should be worried about Celtic's lack of foreign opposition in recent seasons. Will Lenny even need his passport past August this season?

"You should be worried about Celtic's lack of foreign opposition in recent seasons. Will Lenny even need his passport past August this season?"

Doubt Sally will either, any decent team comes along will pump Rangers.

We don't really have a history of that in recent years...since Unirea (in the group stages of the better european competition) we haven't been pumped by anyone...Valencia beating us on their own ground being your only possible example...better than being non-runners in the premier competitions.

(cue the BigWan comfort blanket)

Europe would send them back-well maybe not the Germans-"wir sind die Leute" they were fond of that phrase in Germany