I have a Polish friend with a speech impediment, he told me he comes from Wawaw.

As an idiot, I am offended by the 'Mind the Gap' one. What has the London Underground got to do with Sheffield Wednesday? Unless it is a reference to Mandaric's business dealings....

Remove wandering apostrophes to avoid pedantic dingles.

I have many Sheffield friends with a speech impediment...

Ha, bet you have many more barnsley "friends" with speech impediments eh spartz <somerault>....sorry

We have a tight-wad friend who has an impediment in his reach..

Chunders

They don't stick things on windows in Barnsley, unless it is their tongues when licking them. A common sight I am led to believe.

also i believe they have just become familiar with the term "throw enough sh1t3 at a wall and some of it will stick", well they take that term seriously and its become a breakthrough for them in terms of their search for an "adhesive"

Christ! What next, wattle and daub arrives in Barnsley?

"Housing Boom" as technology advances enable the creation of 'tens' of mud huts in the Barnsley/Wath development corridor.

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... sigh