I would never WUM anyone, especially you Edin
there is actually 1 point to edin there.
edin - have you got any balls ?
Let me check, erm nope just a vagi na
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i cant remember what happens now. is that a point to me ?
hang on. hang on.
ive got to check the rules on this.
ok, point to elvis, point to andy.
new server required.
andy - i am now returning your serve
pong
backspin to Andys backhand
another point to elvis
it's scary how much talent i have at this.
forehand smash. Bounces off the table and into your mouth. You swallow the ball. The game is now cancelled
I get suspended for Match Fixing
Dear Andy,
With regards to your recent behaviour.
The club has reviewed the incident involving the forehand smash, which left one of our finest players, and finest singers, with a table tennis ball stuck in his throat.
As you are aware, thanks to this one blow, the club had to withdraw from the county ping pong tournament, and were forced to enter into the regional kareoke contest with two frank sinatras, which led to our disqualification pursuant to an admittedly obscure and - we think fatuous - rule.
As a result of the above, we unfortunately have to advise you that you are no longer elibigble to participate in matches, and are only welcome on club grounds under strict supervision.
Regards,
Club Sectretary
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posted on 26/9/11
I would never WUM anyone, especially you Edin
posted on 26/9/11
Thanks mr abbots!
posted on 26/9/11
Edin
posted on 26/9/11
there is actually 1 point to edin there.
posted on 26/9/11
edin - have you got any balls ?
posted on 26/9/11
Let me check, erm nope just a vagi na
posted on 26/9/11
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posted on 26/9/11
posted on 26/9/11
ping
posted on 26/9/11
oh, go on then
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posted on 26/9/11
Ping
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posted on 26/9/11
i cant remember what happens now. is that a point to me ?
posted on 26/9/11
pong
posted on 26/9/11
hang on. hang on.
ive got to check the rules on this.
posted on 26/9/11
ping
posted on 26/9/11
ok, point to elvis, point to andy.
new server required.
posted on 26/9/11
andy - i am now returning your serve
pong
posted on 26/9/11
net
posted on 26/9/11
backspin to Andys backhand
posted on 26/9/11
another point to elvis
it's scary how much talent i have at this.
posted on 26/9/11
forehand smash. Bounces off the table and into your mouth. You swallow the ball. The game is now cancelled
posted on 26/9/11
I get suspended for Match Fixing
posted on 26/9/11
Dear Andy,
With regards to your recent behaviour.
The club has reviewed the incident involving the forehand smash, which left one of our finest players, and finest singers, with a table tennis ball stuck in his throat.
As you are aware, thanks to this one blow, the club had to withdraw from the county ping pong tournament, and were forced to enter into the regional kareoke contest with two frank sinatras, which led to our disqualification pursuant to an admittedly obscure and - we think fatuous - rule.
As a result of the above, we unfortunately have to advise you that you are no longer elibigble to participate in matches, and are only welcome on club grounds under strict supervision.
Regards,
Club Sectretary
posted on 6/11/11
Ping
posted on 6/11/11
Pong
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