I hope chris knows about this maternity top!

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What reason would I have for telling him?


Iconic - fashion will never dictate that I wear coarse hessian ... it'd be so itchy!!

fashion will never dictate that I wear coarse hessian ... it'd be so itchy!!
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So you'll be there in your fake poncho, pretending to scratch just to fit in?

What reason would I have for telling him?
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How else will you come to ever needing one?????

What reason would I have for telling him?
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How else will you come to ever needing one?????

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I think Chris knows now.

I can't wait until I'm pregnant and have an excuse to buy clothes I'll probably only wear a few times

I can't wait until I'm pregnant and have an excuse to buy clothes I'll probably only wear a few times
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Thats the only reason you want to become pregnant? Bit extreme!

I can't wait until I'm pregnant and have an excuse to buy clothes I'll probably only wear a few times
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The definition of getting pregnant right there

I can't wait until I'm pregnant and have an excuse to buy clothes I'll probably only wear a few times
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So you'll be there in your fake poncho, pretending to scratch just to fit in?

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No. I'll be there in my lovely maternity top, remembering this conversation with you doubters and laughing.

Goonz - if you tell him about my maternity top, I'm going to hunt you down. You've been warned.

Goonz - if you tell him about my maternity top, I'm going to hunt you down. You've been warned.
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yes free to do as i please. Article up in 5,4,3,2,.............1

To be fair to CGG maternity clothes are highly practical. Once you've tried stretchy fit jeans you never go back.

And I picked up a smashing blouse that is just so flattering to my beer gut that I think I might have to become a full blown transvestite.

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No. I'll be there in my lovely maternity top, remembering this conversation with you doubters and laughing.
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Oh no you're going to be one of those people who get pregnant and then totally let themselves go.

None of the cool kids will want to talk to you.

Once you've tried stretchy fit jeans you never go back.
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The mankini is where it's at for comfort.

"You'd be a very handsome She male"

I'd be the perfect girlfriend. I'd never force you to go shopping and I understand football. Plus I'd be able to tug you off without making your eyes bleed.

I'd be the perfect girlfriend. I'd never force you to go shopping and I understand football. Plus I'd be able to tug you off without making your eyes bleed.
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Wanna go for dinner?

CGG - I posted the Article and now a strange person is asking a question.

I'd be the perfect girlfriend. I'd never force you to go shopping and I understand football. Plus I'd be able to tug you off without making your eyes bleed

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Yock, vomit ahhhhhhhhh vomit and vomit. Sicko

"Wanna go for dinner?"

Yes. Do you like pie?

CGG - I posted the Article and now a strange person is asking a question.

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And you expect me to help you out with this now you've messed with my relationship? Seriously?!

Yock, vomit ahhhhhhhhh vomit and vomit. Sicko
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I see someone's playing hard to get.

Yes. Do you like pie?
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I like pie, do you like pie? Whats your favourite dinasaur?

And you expect me to help you out with this now you've messed with my relationship? Seriously?!
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Don't worry, i think he'll figure out its a joke

dinosaur*

"I like pie, do you like pie? Whats your favourite dinasaur?"

I do like pie.

Velociraptors. Or a Shoveitupmysaurus.