What a F-tard!

Lol even the mayor of a random small town is getting in on the act, it is getting ridiculous now.

That is probably the most retarted thing I have ever heard.

This is my favourite quote:

"If the English are so honourable they should behave properly," he added.

"If the English are so honourable they should behave properly," he added. "He [the Arsenal coach Arsène Wenger] has to stop clowning around because it's disorienting for all of us."

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So disorienting in fact, they apparently have forgotten that Wenger is French. And Kronke, who would have the final say on any such transfer, American.

"If the English are so honourable they should behave properly,"


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Right that's it. Let's get Boris Johnson on to the case.

"Erm...ah...right..ahem..yes. This Zest Fabregap thing is ah erm getting bally well out of hand now. Right er erm just stop it all of you, right. Now erm lets ah all play whiff whaff nicely eh erm ah.

I'm a United fan and even I think that's an absolute joke

Tell me, did someone FORCE Cesc to sign his current contract as Arsenal?

Is Cesc refusing to accept his contractual wages out of principle? No Of course not.

saying he's been kidnapped is pathetic

Right that's it. Let's get Boris Johnson on to the case.

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Yes please

Barcelona will be calling The A-Team in next.

I'm a United fan and even I think that's an absolute joke

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Any sensible football fan would mate. Doesn't matter which team you support, anyone can see this is ridiculous.

I'm a United fan and even I think that's an absolute joke

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Any sensible football fan would mate. Doesn't matter which team you support, anyone can see this is ridiculous.

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Make it any sensible human being and you're there.

Most amusing them lot

I am actually enjoying the daily news about how weve got Fabregas locked up in a torture chamber etc

What do you think will be next?

Rosell "Fabregas is banged up abroad, and has been told to escape at night"

Want a Spaniard to build a swimming pool for you?

"Si, si, manana, manana..."

Want them to shut up talking complete balony?

No chance.

I'm not sure he understand the concept of clowning.

Wenger: We'll accept £40million for Cesc and no less.

Guardiola: We'll give you £30million.

Wenger: No.

That's some sh|t circus.

*Wenger drives off in his car and the doors all fall off. He turns to the crowd and gives a wink.

Wenger: Now THAT'S clowning.

Surely Cesc looks at stuff like this and thinks 'WTF are you talking about?'

I don't understand how this isn't making cesc want to stay here.

Surely he can see if they really wanted him, they'd do it properly, pay what our club values him at (which is clearly more than they do) and then it's over and done with.

Not act like little babies, crying and being pathetic until they get him for as little as possible. Which to be honest would make most people feel worthless.

Barca are just embarressing themselves.

The Spanish economy is about to go **** up, just like Barca's already is. Maybe they want Cesc's savings to help out.

Just accept £30m and be done with it, wasn't Vieira also £30m?

And he was actually winning titles

I'm waiting for that bloke who sold me sunglasses on the street in Barca to pipe up next:

"Mr chrisgooner punched me and took all my glasses. He said that they were the first instalment of the Fabregas deal......Arsenal fans have no honour."

"I'm waiting for that bloke who sold me sunglasses on the street in Barca to pipe up next"

That WAS the mayor you fool!

I should have guessed from all his Mr T style jewellery and the fact that he was conducting the opening of a new museum dedicated to the life of times of Cesc (political prisoner) Fabregas.

Do you think if we keep Cesc for a couple more years the mayor might set himself on fire in front of The Armoury shop?