they've split up.

literally split the ship in 2 with them in different bits.

no idea why.

they both look a lot warmer anyway.

oh, he's carrying the octopus into deep space

she's just cruising back home.

SHE'S BEEN HIT

FACK

SHE DIDNT SAY FACK, IM SAYING IT

ang on..

the octopus is steering back to earth

wtf is this shti ???

dont think i'll see her again.

either of them.

any of them.

she's sticking with it.

re-entering now *


* not didlo related

looks like she;s landed in Thailand

result

just off the coast as well. next to the beach

WHAT THE FAKKKKK ???????????????????

Got to hand it to the octopus

comment by Mr Boom Boom (Post LomLexit) (U21740)
posted 4 weeks, 1 day ago
yeah, but not that way.

we watched tv togethor.

genuinely lolling. some slapstick version of ant and dec.
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wow, was that 4 weeks ago ?

saw 2 of my girls same day.

nice.

looks like me and Thudd has a bit of a see to on here

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comment by J's Purple Brain. (U1059)
posted on 8/2/17
Theres nothing i can do for her now.

I'll go to vietnam.

Good luck beautiful princess.
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comment by J's Purple Brain. (U1059)
posted on 3/2/17
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by J P B : hetrosxeual vegetarian (U1059)
posted 2 minutes ago
Yes Ben ?
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Ever nobbed a lady boy?
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No Ben.

Now about my dilema...
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kind of another lie.

comment by kimchihno (U4197)
posted on 26/8/12
Fair enough mate but to dismiss someone else's taste as simply musical 'snobbery' is pretty rude.

I'll leave it there. 1for you for suggesting a good thread to have a chat and then being an obnoxious
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what an absolute caant this guy was btw.

there's been a few on here down the years, but he takes some beating !

oh, he apologised on the next page tbf.

6 years ago. 6 fackin YEARS.

This is what we've done with our lives *


* what i've done with my life

should've been on a 2nd date with a bang keen stunna now

kept some grub down for 2 hours.

now taken the 2nd antibiotic

hopefully this one'll stay in.

tbh, it's the drink he gave me to replace lost fluids that seems to be the thing that makes me throw up the most.

just messaged my ex sort of gf, basically telling her what a total btich she is for just stopping communicating with me.

probably for the best.

damn she can make a man happy though. wow.

it's just.

when she gets into bed with you.

she knew she'd got me, the last few times, because she'd take forever to get into bed.



fackin btichh.

she'd fack around in the shower, or the bathroom or anyfacking thing, before she'd put that little body next to mine under the covers.

the irony, is that I only realised how fit she was the last time we slept togethor. the last time I saw her.

it suddnely dawned on me. after like about 30 nights togethor or something.

you know babe, your body is actually FACKIN GORGEOUS.

She'd put on a few pounds. about 5 pounds I think.

made all the difference.

and her skin.

you know her skin. it was fackin mint.

on her back particularly. that back was fackin gorgeous.