why do i get the impression that Kamran isnt joking

and i DONT mean after you've whipped it out as having that info would make you weird...

"why do i get the impression that Kamran isnt joking"
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Because I'm not joking...

50p seriously though.. best way to a get a chick is to make her laugh.

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defo whip it out then...as it always works for me...!!!

50p , get one of those aeroplanes to write " i love you" in the clouds

PETE STOP FECKING TALKING ABOUT ME YOU PLANK!!

CEG, Karman is being dead serious. I thought Serial's advice of making her drunk was bad, but this is totally wrong.

Na he's alright, we're about similar sizes. But he's got good looks on him, no homo.

I'm 100% sure Kamran wasn't joking.

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Make a move on her last day. That way, if she rejects you she will not be a constant reminder every day you go to work.

If she's emotional, swoop in.

Settle it the old way. Fight to the death with her bf, whoever wins get's the pu$$y.

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scouse-heart, alot of people here go one about banging women, so I thought they'd all be ladies men...

50P- this is an internet forum mate...i wouldnt believe all you read....

Whip it out seems like a good option now. I'll take hippo's advice. He seems to know his stuff on this.

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Tell her you are dying from cancer and your last wish is to bang. Worked for me. He was disappointed when he found out I was lying

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should have previewed

scouse heart-I'd say the same thing too

ps I look like a young version of brad pitt crossed with the body of an extra from 300....

50P, just do it the old fashioned way ffs.

Get some duck tape, rope, a baseball bat and some condoms if you don't intend on giving her babies.

Mate, I'm anything but a ladies man...

So yeah, whip it out! whip it out! whip it out! whip it out!