Yes I do need him, I mean them CB's, I don;t need any of them really. But need Rami.

If not then we need to add something to this:

Marchisio + Kaboul + Prince + Hunty + X + X
=
M'Villa + Sakho + Pastore + Remy + X + X

So I need 2 improvements on the X's to make it a fair deal. Or you can either add in Rami plus a replacement from me or Martinez from a replacement?

I could do any of these 3 deals

Marchisio + Kaboul + Prince + Hunty + Robinho + X
=
M'Villa + Sakho + Pastore + Remy + Menez + X

or

Marchisio + Kaboul + Prince + Hunty + Martinez
=
M'Villa + Sakho + Pastore + Remy + Essien

or

Marchisio + Kaboul + Prince + Hunty + Rami
=
M'Villa + Sakho + Pastore + Remy + X

Well what would you do then from the top one?

Marchisio + Kaboul + Prince + Hunty + Robinho + X
=
M'Villa + Sakho + Pastore + Remy + Menez + X

The only one you didn't mention so you've gotta make something out of that deal?

I'll add in Hunty for Remy if you put in Debuchy for Coleman + 5M?

I lose out 3 times there in honesty and if not then I'd still need 1 more gain to seal the deal.

any closer to a deal with Marchisio?

Add 1 more gain for me and I'll deal? I lost a lot to get Marchisio you see.

Alex Sandro?

Zarate offers me nothing really.

Give me Lavezzi and I'll give you Ayew?

No? What if Cabaye was Menez

Defour + BAE + D.Costa + Coulibaly
for
M'Vila + Monreal/A.Sandro + Menez + Barkley/Powell?

Marchisio is a key player forme but I'm going to let him leave?

Make it Cabaye and I'll make it Fletcher giving you a HG?

Hang on! Just realised I lose out twice actually. You pt Rami in and I'll put Bonucci in and we have a deal.

Losing twice, gaining twice. You don't effectively lose out at CB then with the Kaboul improvement and your getting the box to box midfielder you want.

How many times does he have to say, Rami is Nfs

No worries, BAE would have improved your first team as well though

Number 21, Please shut up!!

1 more improvement needed mate there sorry about that. Lost a lot to get Marchisio so need something back really.

Also getting a injured LB so that doesn't help. But 1 more improvement, that is all.

You shut up

Do this all the time, 1000s of enquiries over Howedes, when I say NFS all the time, now Rami

NFS = Not For Sale, get that in your head

Well if you don't get involved in any of my deals then none of this would happen. Stick to imprvoing your own team you know because it needs a lot of work.

I can add players in to help me in a deal can't I?

Just leave me alone.

Stick to imprvoing your own team you know because it needs a lot of work.
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Which is why I have you on my page 24/7 begging me to part with my best players

I don't want any of your players anyway

Anything then LS?

Had this deal going on now for a lot of time and hopeful to wrap it up very soon. I just need another improvement.

Of course you do, you desperate mug

"Please mate I really need Howedes in this deal.

Will give you anything I can?"


"Really do want him and you know with the right offer you would sell him to me."


Blah blah blah

Cabaye?

deal or no deal?

Leave me alone then simple.

^

Not selling for cash mate.