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Shoot One; Sign One; Have a Drink With One

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posted on 20/9/12

Shoot Barton.

Sign Ronaldo.

Drink with Owen

posted on 20/9/12

Line them up in a row, shoot all 3, sign Owen on a pay as you play, then have 2 drinks to myself.

posted on 20/9/12

Shoot Mikey the traitor
Sign CR and go water skiing on the river of tears flowing out of Moanchester
Have a bevvy with Barto and tell him where hes going wrong in life, then go outside to fight him.

posted on 20/9/12

Owen would be fun seems like a real laugh, a bit like Sol Campbell

posted on 20/9/12

Pizz easy. Sign Ronaldo, shoot Barton and have a beer with Mickey just to give him shiite about the state of his career at the moment.

posted on 20/9/12

Certainly not having a drink with Barton! And surely you have to sign Ronaldo. Therefore, I agree with Fred, but I'd make Owen pay for the drinks.

posted on 20/9/12

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posted on 20/9/12

Alternately

Shoot Owen...obviously

Sign Barton...he can nut our strikers if they keep missing chances

Bevvy with Ronaldo...he'd attract the fittest birds and be interested in none of them

posted on 20/9/12

Can I shoot them all and then have a drink to celebrate?

posted on 20/9/12

Give them each a gun and see what happens.

(wear full bullet proof suit)

posted on 20/9/12

Ronaldo's gotta come out on top. With his dive and shooting accuracy he could be SAS!

posted on 20/9/12

Should of had evra in for ronaldo

posted on 20/9/12

Put Evra in there too and it would be perfect. However one of the best things to do would be to giver evra a grenade, once he's thrown it at you, you can take the pin out and throw it back.

comment by fitlfc (U2366)

posted on 20/9/12

Sign Ronaldo - he is still a twot but good player
Shoot Owen - to put him out of his misery
Drink - Barton, but make him pay, get him drunk and then leave him all alone.

posted on 20/9/12

Shoot them all, and sign Messi with the insurance money.

Then go for a drink with Charlie Sheen, and some of his ho’s, to celebrate

posted on 21/9/12

i'd just shoot myself!

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