Another 0-0 draw with United. Cracking game , to be fair, both sides had chances, both keepers did well to keep clean sheets.

Match highlights filled with saves and misses

Final friendly, 3-3 draw with Everton which we should've won. Clemens scores, Barkley gets a lucky equaliser straight away. Heitinga is sent off, but Jelavic beats Mignolet to a long ball to head Everton in front. Late goals - one brilliant Eriksen one followed by a sweaty one from Huntelaar look to have won it for us, but Fellaini heads an even later equaliser.

FACK OFF FULHAM. Ten men behind the ball, can't get a clear sight of goal.

Bet someone like Ruiz scores a jammy counter attack header in the 90th minute

HT atm.

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THEO

Podolski puts him through on the right side of the box bearing down on goal, I go for the FIFA 13 special near post strike and he just fizzes it past the post.

DISGUSTING FULHAM

FT 0-0

So wound up

73% possession, 7 shots, 1 on target.

That makes it 3 0-0 draws in a row now.

Fixture congestion didn't exactly help,

Still 2nd somehow, Everton sniffing my árse.

6 point gap to 1st though, Chelsea are a machine so far.

Cazorla breaks my scoring duck

Playing against Villa, been one team in it, I've had at least 3 good chances so far.

But Villa had a chance to counter, lump a ball in to Benteke, lands perfectly for Koscielny to head away.

Wilshere collects, pops it off to Rosicky, who runs with it, and sets Cazorla free down the left hand channel. Rosicky keeps his run going, Cazorla lays it off to him, Cazorla runs into the centre of the box, Rosicky lays it off and Santi smacks it into the keeper's bottom left hand corner. Great goal

As you can tell I am pretty excited about this goal after 3 consecutive 0-0 draws

BOOOOO

Silence the boo boys

Schalke agree to sign Goretzka in real life Not as good as when I signed Clemens though, didn't expect that to happen

I signed him for Notts County

guess I was a bit off the mark

Optimistic

Could still happen Ron.

When Notts County rise to become the best club in England for the first time ever

Not many chances in the first game of the season, looks like Eriksen's rebound has got us the win but Schlaudraff gets an even luckier rebound in injury time, 1-1.

How have you not been sacked yet?

No

But they want me to win all competitions this season

They must have been watching how well Denmark are doing

St. Patricks FC awaits next season.

Probably does, somehow lost 2-0 at home to Hamburg, Rudnevs with both.

Shots 16-8
On target 10-4

HOW?!

Jung Sung-Ryong player of the month, I bet he is

The season starts here, 3-0 win at Mainz Paloschi with a double even if the second was a bit weird, he got the last touch in a scramble and it looped up off the keeper and in. Goretzka with the other.

Even Eriksen's complaining now, are you kidding me At least Arnautovic is happy at the moment, Prib's unhappy.

Eriksen missed one facking game

Tranfer window over too. Managed to sell Lichaj to Leverkusen and Raffael to Wolfsburg, but no interest in Hofmann.

Loaned out Ayhan to Frankfurt and Jaissle to Kaiserslautern but the only interest in Merkel and Kagawa came from Real Madrid That's loans for 74 and 75 rated players from a better team Thought I may as well accept, I'm not going to play them much, maybe they'll appreciate me more when they come back