Just beat Everton 3-2 somehow despite them playing like Barca, my defence seemed to be getting dragged into imaginary forcefields, wouldn't tackle at all and were just bloody useless and my attack was so sluggish. One game this team looks great the next it's awful.

Well I'm just tearing through everyone with this Preston side. Promotion is inevitable even so early in the season.

Schalke vs. Bayern

HT, 3-2 to Bayern. All 5 goals scored within 8 minutes

Lost 7-2. As you do.

'Most pundits felt the result was fair given the balance of play'

Bayern 1 more shot, Schalke 2 more on target.

'Mental fragility means Mainz cannot win, says rival boss'

Underhand tactics

7-2 HAHAHWHWHAHAHAH

Schalke 5-0 Mainz


Arnautovic hat-trick, Huntelaar penalty and Obasi off the bench to get one for himself.

Fontas' first game, looked decent alongside Papa

SEVEN LOL

5-0 cancels out 7-2 in goal difference

Seven

5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrvFzbIjF8o&feature=youtu.be&t=8s

Your words can't hurt me Len. Schalke are on the up and you know it.

Lost 7-2. As you do.
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HAHaHAHA

Sergi Roberto has played 6 minutes for me, yet most of his stats have increased and his overall has gone up by one. Escudero hasn't played, overall increased by one. Fontas played one game, increased by one. On top of this my form has been shocking and only just got my first competitive win of the season. Hmm.

Metzelder's already gone down one, will probably go down more.

On a good note transfers seem more in context. I signed Arnautovic from Bremen, and they have signed Mbokani as a direct replacement.

I am currently Southampton. Conceded the most in the league (18 in 6 games) but have scored 13, only Bayern have more.

Just signed Aurtenetxe, Frey, Muniesa and Tello in the January transfer window. All for about £7m. Not bad I though! Frey is now 34 but Butland still is only 78 overall and increasing slowly but Frey is 81 overall. Should get me through the season.

Ben Amos is now 70 though, gone up 3 in half a season! Aurtenetxe was cheap so I signed him as a back up to Cresswell, Muniesa to replace the ageing Jaglielka who ill sell at the end of the season and buy Muniesa if he's any good as well as Morata as he plays really well for me.

Tello is just so so fast - I use him to counterattack towards the end of games. Ben Arfa isn't a regular starter for me at the moment because Rodriguez, Gameiro and Hooper have been a quality trio up front.

Got Dortmund in the last 16 of the CL - Moritz Leitner's return...

80th minute wave of relentless pressure. Sigh. Can't get the ball away because all of their players are lined up waiting for every clearance or pass to magically bounce to them.
Why didn't you start playing like this earlier? You would've won easily

Gerv that's annoying. I can see why they do it as they want the game to play like real football, with teams behind mounting a late challenge to try to level it or get a winner. But the way they do it just seems very forced and ends up being quite unrealistic, as they players all turn into Lionel Messi, everything falls for them and they make less mistakes.

'Ben Amos is now 70 though, gone up 3 in half a season'

I'm guessing he's played no games

Who are you playing as Fred? Good variety of players.

Well I've won 4 league games in a row since that annoying loss to Spurs and now I'm top. Still thinking about leaving though, Newcastle is tempting me for some reason but think I'll wait till just before the transfer window.

Just about every opposition goalkeeper is world class in this game.