Now Dortmund have offered me a job. Hmm.

The youth project was never successful.

So many mercenaries that would rather sit in the Real Madrid or Barca reserves than be a guaranteed starter for me.

I spent £10m of £35m to bring Sergi Roberto to Notts County

Just sold my Italian Andy Carroll lookalike to PSG for £43.5m.

We're like Arsenal, selling our best players to the highest bidder every season. But hey I won something last season.

Just dumped Arsenal out the co.cup

I have Man United in the quarter finals and if I beat them the hardest team I can face is Swansea

Offered to double this guys wages but he'd rather sit in Madrid's reserve reserves. Looks like Adebayor as well. <hmm>

Smiley fail.

Not had much luck signing players. Been desperate for replacements but either the clubs are greedy or the players are. Hate starting the season with players you don't want.

Just buy players from Barcelona B team

My technically gifted striker is coming along great. Went straight into the starting XI, and at 73 already in October. His finishing is only 66 but it'll grow to 80+ by the time he's finished growing. 6"1 and has a sweet left foot - but 5* weak foot. Could easily play AM as well. I like to think of him as the Japanese Van Persie.

Also for those at lower league clubs I would heavily recommend Appiah-Kubi. He's a black guy from New Zealand (I know right ), I needed a 3rd choice striker, came across him, 98 pace and 98 acceleration. He's incredible off the bench. He's only 61 overall, but his dribbling is still 70 at least, so he can change direction a bit. He's ridiculously hard to catch coming off the bench, stick him on the wing and set the rockets off

His wage is just £750 and he cost about 275'000.

He also ha 87 stamina so won't just tire out after one run. Only annoying thing as he has high defensive work rate so when you want him on the shoulder of the last defender he's suddenly sprinting back to CB.

Pretty sure you can change the work rate of players

FFS!!!!!

Had just signed McCarthy again, Muniain and Benzia and was about to sort a contract out with Morata for a permanent signing finally and the game froze again during a match.

Some very very frustrating glitches and bugs in this game.

Hmm, I managed the New Zealand national team for a couple of seasons and never saw him in the squad or the list of available players.

He's pretty young so maybe he wasn't in earlier squads?

LITF I think you can but I don't like messing with the formation too much

I've also accepted the job for India. Their whole naional pool IS their 23 man squad.

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Destro is a great signing to make.

'He's a black guy from New Zealand'

Black sheep

Found some good NZers and Ecuadorians but can't take the risk of playing them much. Loans it is then.

Hoping to be offered the Bulgaria job.

I've had offers from India, Finland, Peru, Venezuela and Northern Ireland

I want a half decent team for god sake
Peru would be okay to be fair but I want one with some youngsters too

I love going back to career mode after a long break. rediscover all the good players I signed for arsenal

Virtual Batmanu slagging you off on virtual 606