Emile Ivanhoe Heskey

Cameron I cant hit a barn door with a banjo Jerome.

Darren im laughing my socks off at making a career out of football Bent

Carson im in with the triads and im into laundering drug money Yeung

One of the shortest has to be Scott Dann?? Dean Peer! Paul Tait!
AJ !!

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Cameron Zishan Rana-Jerome
Miguel Marcos Madera
Sebastian Bengt Ulf Larsson

Ha ha. How about Dave the flying pig Latchford. Mark studs up your thigh Dennis. Liam tackles linesmen Ridgewell.

Craig I'm a fan of anyone who'll sign me for more money Gardner.

Alex thirty pieces of silver scab who crossed the city Randy's bum boy McJudas McLeish?

Alex
Renaiging
Scab
Evil
Horrible
Obnoxious
Loser
Eck

Robbie I want to be near my parents from north wales in Blackburn Savage. Steve no-one can remember I was goalie at blues in the eighties Smith. And without doubt the most famous player to play at stans. Peter I dont know if I touched it Enkleman.

Barry ill sign the bloody lot of you Fry

Stan ill keep running the ball out of play Lazaridis

Martin you will only pass me once before I kick you into the stand Grainger

John Im as hard as I look Frain

Paul Im only here to get into Karrens knickers Peschisollido (sp?)

John in the slowest winger ever to play the game Mcarthy

Christophe Im the best player Just_Taity has ever seen down the blues Duggary

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Banjo I'll sort the global finnacial problems out with my ultra analysis of loans and repayment schedules and gratuities The Kid

Taity

Hats off to you fella, the last one is an absolute classic

Even banjo will laugh at that

Roger im Trevor Francis's minder go anywhere near him again and i will rip your head off Hynd

As he said to Ron Atkinson when he was playing for Oxford

If only it were reality eh bluezulu



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Chris wide awake at 4 30 in the bloody morning on my day off Hughton.

Randy I'm to lazy to look for a manager i'll poach the one from the club next door Lerner
ps hes a bit old for a Learner you'd have thought he'd have learned something about football by now.