What do you do when your hubbys staggering?
Shoot him again.
What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A cl it round the ear and a flap across the face
tranny fell off a roof
landed with a Fuddddd
Whats brown and sticky .,.....
Jimmy savilles co....
Nah its a stick
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I got woke up with a bl0w job this morning............
Need to stop falling asleep on the train with my mouth open.
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What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
Jimmy Saville family have had the gravestone removed along with the flowers as a mark of respect. It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it.
Just what he would have wanted.
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
two word joke
Dwarf Shortage
Alan Pardew has told his Newcastle United players to forget all about the club's new sponsorship deal with Wonga.com. He's told them to just get on the pitch and give it 4107%.
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Lots of shapes are getting battered these days.
Apparently it's a vicious circle.
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posted on 12/10/12
What do you do when your hubbys staggering?
Shoot him again.
posted on 12/10/12
posted on 12/10/12
What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A cl it round the ear and a flap across the face
posted on 12/10/12
tranny fell off a roof
landed with a Fuddddd
posted on 12/10/12
Whats brown and sticky .,.....
Jimmy savilles co....
Nah its a stick
posted on 12/10/12
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 12/10/12
I got woke up with a bl0w job this morning............
Need to stop falling asleep on the train with my mouth open.
posted on 12/10/12
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posted on 12/10/12
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posted on 12/10/12
What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
posted on 12/10/12
LMC
posted on 12/10/12
Jimmy Saville family have had the gravestone removed along with the flowers as a mark of respect. It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it.
Just what he would have wanted.
posted on 12/10/12
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
posted on 12/10/12
two word joke
Dwarf Shortage
posted on 12/10/12
Alan Pardew has told his Newcastle United players to forget all about the club's new sponsorship deal with Wonga.com. He's told them to just get on the pitch and give it 4107%.
posted on 12/10/12
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posted on 12/10/12
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posted on 12/10/12
Lots of shapes are getting battered these days.
Apparently it's a vicious circle.
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