Celtic will just have done 10 in a row
Man Citys current owners will have got bored and created a robot wolf to fight Balotelli who has just won player of the year
Lennon will be managing a Premiership side
Most of the players that there are now wont be playing anymore
Il be 30
Football will be dead and aliens will have taken over the world.
It's true, I read it on the back of a matchbox
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With all this information the ref will be able to make the correct decision every single time rendering football phone-ins, on-line forums, and chat down the pub pointless.
If it means no more Jim Traynor or Hugh Keevins I'll settle for that
Celtic will be world record holders at everything
Charles Green will be trying to convince the fans that he is getting funding to mount a serious title challenge on Celtic. Aberdeen fans aren't convinced.
The Rangers 2016 will be pushing for the playoffs into the SPL1 from SPL2 doing pretty well after their former "company" went into administration and liquidation under Chuck Green just like their old old club.
FIFA will be looking into the use of video technology.
Ally McCoist will be champion again in QoS.
Madeline McCann will appear claiming to have been abducted by aliens.
The war with North Korea is almost over and after nuking South America accidentally they are really really sorry.
England are secretly happy at the nuking of South America as they now only have to beat the European football powerhouses of Germany, Spain, Italy, France, Portugal, Belarus and Scotland.
Scotland having just won the World Cup beating Sweden in the final are wondering why they ever considered sacking Craig Levein all they years ago.
Kenny Miller is disgusted to only get a sub appearance in the final.
Ian Paisley wakes up in hospital. The nurse tells him that he's been in a coma for ten years and she has some good news and some bad news for him.
He asks what the bad news is and she tells him that Ireland has invaded Britain and the UK is now part of the Irish Empire. Distraught at this, Ian ask for the good news.
"Rangers beat Celtic today", replies the nurse.
"Really? What was the score", asks Ian, his eyes lighting up a little.
The nurse replies, "2-8 to 11-0"
Nightmail
I dont get that..
Players who go to ground without being touched will have to play out the rest of the match wearing only a nappy and a dunce hat. ok>
2-8 to 0-11 would be a gaelic football score, Celtic bhoy
But nightmail got the goals and the points mixed up.
Anyhow, goal-line technology would be in place to stop the moaning and perhaps refs on the pitch would have been replaced by super HD cameras and decisions controlled by a ref in the stand. Now penalty decisions and offsides would be indisputable. However, Suarez would still tell his players to dive.
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posted on 15/10/12
Celtic will just have done 10 in a row
Man Citys current owners will have got bored and created a robot wolf to fight Balotelli who has just won player of the year
Lennon will be managing a Premiership side
Most of the players that there are now wont be playing anymore
Il be 30
posted on 15/10/12
Football will be dead and aliens will have taken over the world.
It's true, I read it on the back of a matchbox
posted on 15/10/12
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 15/10/12
With all this information the ref will be able to make the correct decision every single time rendering football phone-ins, on-line forums, and chat down the pub pointless.
If it means no more Jim Traynor or Hugh Keevins I'll settle for that
posted on 15/10/12
Celtic will be world record holders at everything
Charles Green will be trying to convince the fans that he is getting funding to mount a serious title challenge on Celtic. Aberdeen fans aren't convinced.
The Rangers 2016 will be pushing for the playoffs into the SPL1 from SPL2 doing pretty well after their former "company" went into administration and liquidation under Chuck Green just like their old old club.
FIFA will be looking into the use of video technology.
Ally McCoist will be champion again in QoS.
Madeline McCann will appear claiming to have been abducted by aliens.
The war with North Korea is almost over and after nuking South America accidentally they are really really sorry.
England are secretly happy at the nuking of South America as they now only have to beat the European football powerhouses of Germany, Spain, Italy, France, Portugal, Belarus and Scotland.
Scotland having just won the World Cup beating Sweden in the final are wondering why they ever considered sacking Craig Levein all they years ago.
Kenny Miller is disgusted to only get a sub appearance in the final.
posted on 15/10/12
Ian Paisley wakes up in hospital. The nurse tells him that he's been in a coma for ten years and she has some good news and some bad news for him.
He asks what the bad news is and she tells him that Ireland has invaded Britain and the UK is now part of the Irish Empire. Distraught at this, Ian ask for the good news.
"Rangers beat Celtic today", replies the nurse.
"Really? What was the score", asks Ian, his eyes lighting up a little.
The nurse replies, "2-8 to 11-0"
posted on 15/10/12
"2-8" to 0-11".
posted on 15/10/12
Nightmail
I dont get that..
posted on 15/10/12
Night
posted on 15/10/12
Players who go to ground without being touched will have to play out the rest of the match wearing only a nappy and a dunce hat. ok>
posted on 15/10/12
2-8 to 0-11 would be a gaelic football score, Celtic bhoy
posted on 15/10/12
But nightmail got the goals and the points mixed up.
Anyhow, goal-line technology would be in place to stop the moaning and perhaps refs on the pitch would have been replaced by super HD cameras and decisions controlled by a ref in the stand. Now penalty decisions and offsides would be indisputable. However, Suarez would still tell his players to dive.
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