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Peterbaey - I live inside Eboue's Bouncy Castle (U3245)
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Thanks for the backing Peterbaey, you have gained a life long friend

For a third of a season he may well be. For 2 thirds of a season he's as useful as a glass hammer

that's why hehas never nor will he ever win a title with that small club in tottenham

3 stars. Started well but tailed off towards the end.

that small club in tottenham
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That would be Tottenham Hotspurs then.

The Sergio Busquets School for Performing Arts (U1246) ==================================

Wayne Rooney isn't fit to polish VP's boots. Fact

Van Persie is the Bebe wannabe.

RedIndian (U9010)
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Bebe is class. I wish I paid 8m for a tramp I've never ever seen play

"For 2 thirds of a season he's as useful as a glass hammer"

One of those little hammers one trains to break the glass in the event of fire?

They're pretty handy I'd say.

I have to say, if Van Persie were to attempt to score THAT goal that Wroony did (he shinned it, by the way), I would be seriously concerned about him shattering his spine on landing. This would inevitably also result in a knee injury.

comment by Darko - Strangers have the best candy - FREE LUKA - RELEASE HIM AND RELEASE HIM NOW!! (U8500)
posted 13 minutes ago

Wayne Rooney isn't fit to polish VP's boots.

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It is a shame for the goons that RVP's boots are always available for polishing for 3/4 of the season.

If only RVP wasn't such a fairy.

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That song doesn't even rhyme. Awful.

Whenever someone puts that Van Persie song on here I imagine them sitting back in their chair feeling all smug and satisfied with themselves as if they a) came up with it themselves and b) were the first person to post it. And then they pat themselves on the back because they have successfully diverted attention from the fact that they're too dumb to actually add anything relevant to the thread.

Then they probably crack one off to Nuts magazine or something.

comment by The Adventures Of Batmanu Eboué & Robin Van Persie - Free Luka for the love of god. Free him! Daniel Levy you evil man. Won't you think of the children? WHY WON'T YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! (U2725)

posted 3 minutes ago

That song doesn't even rhyme. Awful.
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Neither does the original. Blame Craig David and Artful Dodger.

comment by JohnJensensGoal (U6334)

posted 5 seconds ago

Whenever someone puts that Van Persie song on here I imagine them sitting back in their chair feeling all smug and satisfied with themselves as if they a) came up with it themselves and b) were the first person to post it. And then they pat themselves on the back because they have successfully diverted attention from the fact that they're too dumb to actually add anything relevant to the thread.

Then they probably crack one off to Nuts magazine or something.
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You got me spot on mate. Only it is Viz not Nuts. I save Nuts for a special treat on Fridays. Which is tomorrow! Wahoo.

"You got me spot on mate. Only it is Viz not Nuts. I save Nuts for a special treat on Fridays. Which is tomorrow! Wahoo."

What on earth do you crack one off too in Viz? The Top Tips?

What on earth do you crack one off too in Viz? The Top Tips?

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the fat slags?

For 2 thirds of a season he's as useful as a glass hammer

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For last season that could be said of both of them.

Nah, Buster Gonad.

Even if he manages to stay fit for more than two weeks, what will he do about the the inability to hear the whistle?