Doumbe

John Merrick....oh wait, that wiz Billy Dodds...my bad!

giant heads of Celtic:

The Heed Caldwell
Viduka
Vega
John Hughes (Hartlepool)

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is that were hughes heid reached to?

I would, but your missus is always in the middle mate.
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that means his face wouldnt be near your spine

is that were hughes heid reached to?

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Davy Dods - the ugliest living thing i've ever seen and that includes warthogs

Caldwell has a gargantuan cranium.
Such that it creates it's own gravity well and causes the football to be sucked towards him and touch his arm/hand - thus being the cause of many a penalty.

John Terry - Hope is injury isn't something trivial - maybe a torn medulla oblongata?

Gervinho or whatever his name is that plays for Arsenal. Enormousness of a foreheed.

I would, but your missus is always in the middle mate.
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that means his face wouldnt be near your spine
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Ah'.. took me a while but i get it noo..
Better late than never.
Only kidding aboot yer missus del monte...it wiz yer sister..

Only kidding aboot yer missus del monte...it wiz yer sister..


same thing!

Stop getting the better of me....leave me alone!

til quarter past 8??? then what?