"The lines are terrible and the gift shop is over priced. Stay away"

It is horribly overcrowded. I went to Atlantis and I could hardly breathe.

Go to SOHO and munch some chinese............they are quite tasty

"Go to SOHO and munch some chinese............they are quite tasty"

Soho is in New York silly.

If its sunny you have to go up Nelson's column.

He doesn't like it so much in the cold...

"Noah's Ark

Get there early to avoid the massive queue"

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I thought they'd sorted the queuing problem by introducing a two-by-two policy?

If its sunny you have to go up Nelson's column

Nah he prefers that when it rains.

You know nothing

I thought they'd sorted the queuing problem by introducing a two-by-two policy?
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No, that was at the Titanic

I thought they'd sorted the queuing problem by introducing a two-by-two policy?
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Thats only allowed if you are accompanied by a female partner.

Civil partnerships are pretty much screwed.

Going up Nelson's column is better than sliding down it!

Chamakh you killed it

Ignore these jesters the Nelson's column innuendos are just puerile.

Last time I was in London I entered Big Ben and rung his bell good and proper.

Don't bother with the London Aquarium

It's a rip off, I tried to get inside one of the tanks and I was told to leave!

"It's a rip off, I tried to get inside one of the tanks and I was told to leave!"

That was the imperial war museum you fool.

Gutted! It is ok I am packing my bags

Hey where did you get the carrot from?

"It's a rip off, I tried to get inside one of the tanks and I was told to leave!"

That was the imperial war museum you fool.
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Avoid the Imperial War Museum also

I started to throw Imperial Leather soaps at people while I was there and I was again told to leave! Surely starting a war with Imperial Leather is what this place is all about!

Don't bother with the London Aquarium
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I can second this.

True story. I went with an ex gf and literally was out of there in 10 mins. Biggest waste of £20 ever! Better just go and waste it in the arcades next door.

I started to throw Imperial Leather soaps at people while I was there and I was again told to leave! Surely starting a war with Imperial Leather is what this place is all about!
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Imperial Leather would be good in the Aquarium tanks no?

I started to throw Imperial Leather soaps at people while I was there and I was again told to leave! Surely starting a war with Imperial Leather is what this place is all about!
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I think them asking you to leave was more to do with how bad you smelt.

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Don't bother with the London Aquarium
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I can second this.

True story. I went with an ex gf and literally was out of there in 10 mins. Biggest waste of £20 ever! Better just go and waste it in the arcades next door.
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In all seriousness the Aquarium is balls

There are some small tanks with tiny fish in that you can't even see because infront of each tank is 30 people trying to catch a glimpse of the fish

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Try telling David Attenbourgh that the London Aquarium is rubbish.

The BBC filmed all of The Blue Planet there!

I've just been for a cig and come back to this filth. It's shocking. Anyway who's all ridden the big eye

"Try telling David Attenbourgh that the London Aquarium is rubbish."

Also don't write to David Attenborough and ask him who'd win in a fight a gorilla or a lion. He doesn't appreciate it and in fact would abhor anyone who put them together in such a contest apparently.

True story.