I'm not joking, I hate people who fart in public or in front of someone else!
Can you not just wait to do it somewhere privately? Very inconsiderate of other peoples sense of smell.
A few years ago I was pricing a job in the Intercontinental Hotel, Park Lane (which I won !!) anyway on the way up to the 6th floor the lift doors opened and a midget joined us........as the lift doors shut my partner let out the loudest, rank smelling grunt I've ever had the misfortune to be close to.
How we stifled our laughter I don't know , but when that wee gentleman got out of the lift I can safely say I have never ever laughed so hard in my life.
We still plss ourselves about it now
It never hurts to include midgets in an already funny story.
It's seriously true!! Monty Python couldn't have written it funnier
FFS! Who gave this a 1 star? ...........some people
Chaz
Holding in farts is bad for your health whereas dropping a great stinking guff is without doubt good for the soul, if not for others in the immediate vicinty.
It was seriously bad HA, green mist and everything!!
Poo - the greatest source of the famous British humour!
Sigh, kicked off another Arsenal match thread for asking what the score is. How else am I supposed to find out?
What is the score - I assume it's not good if you're a Gooner
Think they just lost on pks
S D B
"I'm not joking, I hate people who fart in public or in front of someone else!
Can you not just wait to do it somewhere privately? Very inconsiderate of other peoples sense of smell."
fnar fnar chortle chortle
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posted on 11/12/12
wtf
posted on 11/12/12
This is a new low
posted on 11/12/12
I'm not joking, I hate people who fart in public or in front of someone else!
Can you not just wait to do it somewhere privately? Very inconsiderate of other peoples sense of smell.
posted on 11/12/12
A few years ago I was pricing a job in the Intercontinental Hotel, Park Lane (which I won !!) anyway on the way up to the 6th floor the lift doors opened and a midget joined us........as the lift doors shut my partner let out the loudest, rank smelling grunt I've ever had the misfortune to be close to.
How we stifled our laughter I don't know , but when that wee gentleman got out of the lift I can safely say I have never ever laughed so hard in my life.
We still plss ourselves about it now
posted on 11/12/12
It never hurts to include midgets in an already funny story.
posted on 11/12/12
It's seriously true!! Monty Python couldn't have written it funnier
posted on 11/12/12
FFS! Who gave this a 1 star? ...........some people
posted on 11/12/12
Chaz
Holding in farts is bad for your health whereas dropping a great stinking guff is without doubt good for the soul, if not for others in the immediate vicinty.
posted on 11/12/12
It was seriously bad HA, green mist and everything!!
posted on 11/12/12
1 star isn't from me
posted on 11/12/12
Poo - the greatest source of the famous British humour!
posted on 11/12/12
Sigh, kicked off another Arsenal match thread for asking what the score is. How else am I supposed to find out?
posted on 11/12/12
What is the score - I assume it's not good if you're a Gooner
posted on 11/12/12
Think they just lost on pks
posted on 11/12/12
Go back and ask now
posted on 12/12/12
S D B
"I'm not joking, I hate people who fart in public or in front of someone else!
Can you not just wait to do it somewhere privately? Very inconsiderate of other peoples sense of smell."
fnar fnar chortle chortle
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