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Why do people have to die?
Wow, this is a dark story Lady.
Lady. Quite disturbing in a horribly, fatalistic reality sort of way.
I can though, imagine this scenario in the Bendtner household and we now know where the boy Nick gets his delusional self from. Like father, like son... Very sad.
PS: When is he off?
I've been away from here for a while and it seems someone has taken Lady's joy and zest for life away!
Quality as always Lady,
It's only funny cos it's true
People do tend to die in my stories
The ending is always hard, I sit and think "Hmmmm, how shall I end this.....I KNOW! A DEATH!!!"
I think Arsene's lack of activity in the transfer window is starting to get to you Lady...Maybe you should write a relaxing story about Arsene reassuring Denilson he can come back next year...
I think Arsene's lack of activity in the transfer window is starting to get to you Lady...Maybe you should write a relaxing story about Arsene reassuring Denilson he can come back next year...
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The Summer transfer window has been the subject of most of my recent stories. I think the frustration that comes with this is mirrored in the style of the storyline.
I'm sure once the season starts we'll be back to happyness and rabbits!
I bet you'll kill the rabbits as well.
They don't deserve to die
My top three favourite deaths are in Piranha 3D, Mirrors and Final Destination
Ah.....rabbits. Nice long cook in a rich stew with some Spuds thrown in at the last moment to completly disintergrate. Couldn't be better. Yum......
You cook the Spuds in a stew!?
While I won't admonish you for removing some Spuds from the planet I am disappointed that you would taint a fine stew with their taste. Do they make the meal very bitter?
Do they make the meal very bitter?
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Actually, you're right. They do tend to ruin the meal. Shall we just leave them out of it altogether?
Was it only in my head that Nick's dad sounds like the grandfather from the incomprehensible erstwhile after school classic 'Heidi'?
"*Nicklas's dad writes on the lady's face, his presses down hard causes her to bleed.*
Dad: There. Pack your bags son! We are moving to Spain!"
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Dark... but brilliant!
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Spinach - makes you super strong.
Mushrooms - they make you big so you can headbutt brick blocks to pieces.
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I think they would speak in Danish wouldn`t they now
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Why do people have to die?
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Wow, this is a dark story Lady.
posted on 28/7/11
Lady. Quite disturbing in a horribly, fatalistic reality sort of way.
I can though, imagine this scenario in the Bendtner household and we now know where the boy Nick gets his delusional self from. Like father, like son... Very sad.
PS: When is he off?
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So many deaths.......
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I've been away from here for a while and it seems someone has taken Lady's joy and zest for life away!
posted on 28/7/11
Quality as always Lady,
It's only funny cos it's true
posted on 28/7/11
People do tend to die in my stories
The ending is always hard, I sit and think "Hmmmm, how shall I end this.....I KNOW! A DEATH!!!"
posted on 28/7/11
I think Arsene's lack of activity in the transfer window is starting to get to you Lady...Maybe you should write a relaxing story about Arsene reassuring Denilson he can come back next year...
posted on 28/7/11
I think Arsene's lack of activity in the transfer window is starting to get to you Lady...Maybe you should write a relaxing story about Arsene reassuring Denilson he can come back next year...
========================================
The Summer transfer window has been the subject of most of my recent stories. I think the frustration that comes with this is mirrored in the style of the storyline.
I'm sure once the season starts we'll be back to happyness and rabbits!
posted on 28/7/11
I bet you'll kill the rabbits as well.
They don't deserve to die
posted on 28/7/11
My top three favourite deaths are in Piranha 3D, Mirrors and Final Destination
posted on 28/7/11
Ah.....rabbits. Nice long cook in a rich stew with some Spuds thrown in at the last moment to completly disintergrate. Couldn't be better. Yum......
posted on 28/7/11
You cook the Spuds in a stew!?
While I won't admonish you for removing some Spuds from the planet I am disappointed that you would taint a fine stew with their taste. Do they make the meal very bitter?
posted on 28/7/11
Do they make the meal very bitter?
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Actually, you're right. They do tend to ruin the meal. Shall we just leave them out of it altogether?
posted on 28/7/11
Was it only in my head that Nick's dad sounds like the grandfather from the incomprehensible erstwhile after school classic 'Heidi'?
posted on 28/7/11
"*Nicklas's dad writes on the lady's face, his presses down hard causes her to bleed.*
Dad: There. Pack your bags son! We are moving to Spain!"
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Dark... but brilliant!
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Eggs - protein
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Spinach - makes you super strong.
Mushrooms - they make you big so you can headbutt brick blocks to pieces.
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I think they would speak in Danish wouldn`t they now
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on toast, like the Hippo
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