Just as shocking as you not being able to speak French... Did you try the "Speak a bit louder, if they still cant hear you, smash the place up" tecnique to get your point across?

campbell88

I was taking the p.....sh out myself

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cest le vue ala Laissez-moi tranquille.

Good tae have ye back Jinky,hope ye enjoyed yer wee holiday mate.Did ye watch the game?? thought the hoops were superb yesterday,if only we could play like that everyweek.

Zach

Tim

Aye pal great to be back France was good but before i go back need to learn the lingo

Great result what we needed getting back into it

Jinky - how did you get there. I assume you have a fear of flying.

Monge tu

Mes amis..... Les Francais ne parlez pas Le patter Glaswegian......C'est merde

right lads stop talking double Dutch

magnum2

I am down in Jersey at the moment so got the boat across takes 1 hour into St Malo

Jungle kept us up to date with some of your adventures mate
Used to knock about with a guy when I was younger who similar to myself had migrated to Australia only in his case from France even he says he had trouble liking them when he travelled back when we were older.
Being able to talk just like another Aussie , he had some stories of the crap they say to each other about folk they think dont speak French was unbelievable
Feck the frog bassa's I say.
On the bright side you will enjoy the next real fish supper you get that wee bit more

I like France me and my pals went there with the school when we where 14 we skipped the hostel and found a pub the guy served us in nice wee half pint fancy glasses

Jinky

Can't believe those foreigners in France don't speak proper Queen's English,like what you and me do,so it is like.They speak French to annoy us,ya know.

Heard you loved the grub,especially the snails and horse meat.

He wis in France no tesco

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCnrdu-61_0&list=WLC614A985CD5DCE3E

Amazing!!

Good old Jungle keeping you all up-to-date.


To Jungle

What would they do without Jungle?! Bless him.

Jungle

Why?

You might not have understood a word, but did Jungle?

"Bonjour, table for two, monsieur- hink that's right"

"Certainly...Mr...erm...Mr"

"Ra names Jinky "

"I will have Stella and my son will have a coke- little coont was innit ma whiskey ye know, monsieur "

"Also al have a fish, but make sure and cut the head off- don't want anything smiling at me no?"

"Your son? When will he be arriving?"

"Wit you talking aboot ya frog eating coont, Jungle is already here?"

"Jean...Galle? Who is Jean Galle?"

"Hold on let me take this call: "ye know what time my flight's innit, be sure to log out again"

"Kids what ur they like eh?"

"So will Jean Galle be arriving?"

"Eh? Gonna' speak English?"

"Quoi?"

"That's it come on Jungle, get up aff yer seat we're leaving! Stuck up s"

Wonder how jungle is?