Me and TOOR are sat in the same room in downtown Oslo, intent on winding Felliani's up. That's in between episodes of Judge Judy.

TOOR knows this isn't true. I know this isn't true. Most rational people know it isn't true. But it gives Felliani's a warm glow of self satisfaction, and superiority.

Barry, this is a serious thread.
Please show it the respect it deserves.

Liverpool fans protest too much

Barry is wound up.

That's it. If you cants are just going to wum all night, I'm outta here.

Bl00dy wums

Sorry, Northern Irish Liverpool fans protest too much

Barry's fuming.

He's not fuming. He's Irish.

So tell me toor did you riot after your tea, like promised? Did you throw stones at the police?

TOOR, you wouldn't throw stones at Her Majesty's Constabulary.
Would you?

How can the OP call a player like Anthony Stokes mediocre? Try absolute garbage bog standard, maybe?

Mediocre is somebody like Gary Hooper and not even Liverpool would spend £30M on him

Well they did spend £35m on Carroll and Stokes is better than Carroll

Sorry Barry had to cook my own dinner as my wife fecked off to work so didn't have the time.

I'll be sure to launch some fireworks I'm their direction to make up for it tonight. If I get really bored I'll drink and bottle of buckfast. Fill the empty bottle with petrol, light it and launch it. Molotov!

Why do Arsenal fans pretend they have seen every player that has ever kicked a ball in his life and then make judgements on them?

It's no wonder they continually hype up players and then when reality sinks in berate them something awful.

Szczesny- Best Young GK in Prem.
Sagna- He's World Class.
Vermaelen- One of the best.
Mertesacker- Best in Prem.
Gibbs- Best LB in league.
Walcott- England's best.
Wilshere- Future Ballon D'or winner.
Cazorla- Better than Fabregas.
Chamberlain- Most skilful in Prem.
Giroud- He's like Ibra.
Podolski- He'll get 25 a season.

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Arsenal, now there is a club with a signing policy and a half.

sell van persie to man utd for 24 million to ensure united win the league, great idea.

sell nasri, clichey & song and replace them withplayers not half as good.

great idea

Buckfast makes you fcukfast

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way to entertain yourself in work gents, talk like ned flanders.

"hidely ho Customerino!" is frowned up though

comment by rocknrollbhoy (U10410)
posted 4 minutes ago
Buckfast makes you fcukfast
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Only in your mind, in reality you're laying on a street corner with your hand down your jeans.

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When a man hits the deck like he's been shot in the leg that's Suarez.....

good news Rnr, if a liverpool cout sees you on the street corner with your hand down your pants they will admite you ball control and offer your mum 50 million for you

Tbh mate, I've never even tasted Buckfast.

tried it once, didnt like it.

then i went to ibiza last year, 6am i wander home very merry and find a shop, foudn it hilarious this shop sold buckfast so bought a bottle thinking i was hilarious.

downed it in about 10 minutes, dont remember the taste or anything.

also the night i was in an english pub when they were playin ukraine in the euros and singing "you can stick your rule brittania up yer a..."

surprised i never got a kicking tbh, i was jaked tho