A horse of a man!

What is this?

What is what?

Please feel free to show me more examples of grit so I can look into making a bid for them.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN-j4GDqjv4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUiCu-zuAgM

Take your pick

That is just morbidly obese. Hello also.

Grit is not the sole property of the slim! Or the binocular. Hello

Binoculars are for seeing stuff far away. Obese people are immoral. I am obese.

binocular (no 's'. Slim people are crazy, they do the robot dance. I am slim.

One eyed people pay too much for glasses.

Isn't this what the monocle was made for?

WHAT? I am one eyed so found it quite hard to hear your comment. Hope you are OK though.

Please Barry, this is just inapplicable

@Blue Kenyon

Have you been to specsavers lately me laddio? Ask them for a monocle and see what happens, it isn't pretty I'll tell you that!

Good news tho, a 3 month supply of contact lenses will last for 6 !! Happy days.

No cos you need the other eye to put the contact lense in so you can see what you are doing. Like the good ear can hear what the deaf ear is saying but the deaf ear can't even hear what he is saying so just sounds stupid. Like stupid mispronounced words and all that. I laugh at him. Which is croowell. But natural. Makes me feel alive.

No you need a mirror, then your one eye looks like two and everything is fine with the world as for a few brief moments this optical illusion gives you what others have - a sense of perspective. This is why cows can only see in 2D. It shouldn't be allowed tbf. Don't feel angry cows are strangers to the human race, but a stranger is just a friend you don't know.

The picture in the mirror isn't real by the way

Hence the term optical illusion. You have made a mockery of my post by not paying attention. I once cut off my left arm instead of my right one while looking in the mirror. Funny thing was I was holding the knife in my left hand at the time. How we laughed and laughed about that.

I have been adamant for years that if you try hard enough you can clap with one hand. Like if you turn it fast enough and hit it back on itself. I do believe it is possible. Try it. Or don't. Whichever is harder.

I was once adam ant, but I didn't like the black line under my eye. If I had two it would have fine, but with one it just seemed racist. I did try clapping with one hand once, but I used the wife's face and it didn't help. Whoever said two hands are better than one clearly had the pe nis of a horse.

I like hands and horses and penii. You have a stutter friend and are wasted. Hello.

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Good everything friend.