Roses are red, that much is true
But violets are purple, not fecking blue...
Roses are red.
Violets are not.
I’ve read your poem.
It’s a load of rot.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.
Im not claiming this is my poem, but still... Brilliant
Hammer......can you post a link ? or credit the author
My friend sent it to me today! So credit goes to my friend Seb!
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Steve Morgans a red,
and Jez full of poo,
will they fill their new stand,
next season v Crewe.....
Roses are red,
Violets are the pits
Lift up your blouse
and show us your .........
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Some changes Dances
Our squad is talent thin
Jez's hair is to slick
We're going down
We should have stuck with Mick.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're not going down
But Leroy's lost faith too
Not sure how to finish this one, can anyone help?
Beetroots are chenopods
And so is a chard
Don’t listen to Leroy
He’s just a
Some people like rockers
Some people like a rapper
I think we're staying up
'cause I'm a happy clapper
Rose's are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try surprising
Oscar Pistorius
Rose's are red
Violets are blue
No of you have girlfriends
So get out the lube
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and perhaps so are you.
But the roses are wilted, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty, your wrists are stained red.
Baggies oh wont you stop trying
To make us wolves fans start crying
Just give it a rest
Cause you failed this test
Theres jobs out there so start applying
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm cráp at rhyming,
I like bacon.
Roses are red
J H Faggie's a gimp
He sells his backside
And cox is his pimp!
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posted on 14/2/13
Roses are red, that much is true
But violets are purple, not fecking blue...
posted on 14/2/13
Roses are red.
Violets are not.
I’ve read your poem.
It’s a load of rot.
posted on 14/2/13
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.
posted on 14/2/13
Hammer
posted on 14/2/13
Im not claiming this is my poem, but still... Brilliant
posted on 14/2/13
Hammer......can you post a link ? or credit the author
posted on 14/2/13
My friend sent it to me today! So credit goes to my friend Seb!
posted on 14/2/13
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 14/2/13
stick thin
posted on 14/2/13
Steve Morgans a red,
and Jez full of poo,
will they fill their new stand,
next season v Crewe.....
posted on 14/2/13
Roses are red,
Violets are the pits
Lift up your blouse
and show us your .........
posted on 14/2/13
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 14/2/13
Some changes Dances
Our squad is talent thin
Jez's hair is to slick
We're going down
We should have stuck with Mick.
posted on 14/2/13
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're not going down
But Leroy's lost faith too
posted on 14/2/13
Not sure how to finish this one, can anyone help?
Beetroots are chenopods
And so is a chard
Don’t listen to Leroy
He’s just a
posted on 14/2/13
Some people like rockers
Some people like a rapper
I think we're staying up
'cause I'm a happy clapper
posted on 14/2/13
Rose's are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try surprising
Oscar Pistorius
posted on 14/2/13
*allegedly
posted on 14/2/13
posted on 14/2/13
Rose's are red
Violets are blue
No of you have girlfriends
So get out the lube
posted on 14/2/13
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and perhaps so are you.
But the roses are wilted, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty, your wrists are stained red.
posted on 14/2/13
Baggies oh wont you stop trying
To make us wolves fans start crying
Just give it a rest
Cause you failed this test
Theres jobs out there so start applying
posted on 14/2/13
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm cráp at rhyming,
I like bacon.
posted on 14/2/13
Roses are red
J H Faggie's a gimp
He sells his backside
And cox is his pimp!
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