I've always loved oxtail soup so I don't care if its made out of horses's pen!s's, the saving grace is they're gonna have to drop the price of "H P" soup now
Question is how much can allday charge us for a tin can ?
Its my daughters 4th birthday next week and top of her wish list is 'My little pastie'.
They've started doing food at the Black-Horse so I ordered the house half-pounder with cheese and fat chips. "Would you like anything on it said the waiter ? "
Yes I said £5 each way
A horse walks into a pub !
"Sorry we don't serve food in here " said the landlord
I've just finished reading 'The takeawy secret' by Kenny McGovern on Left Way books.
"Ken your fired !"
No thanks to Findus !!!!
Tonights romantic meal turned out to be a right dogs dinner !
Conker's banned !!!! Traces of horse chesnut found.
Sea-horse found in fish-fingers
The veggies ! Not to be out done have found 100% horse raddish in their salads.
Is that the time ? Must bolt, I'm in a stable relationship !
Yay its Friday ! And you know what that means ?
Corned-hoof-hash
I always wondered why those meat wagons chased after the horses at the races.
Thats what I call fresh.
Did you know the English translation for the Italian dish lasagne ?
Nag sale.
The wife says we don't need to worry at our house because she only buys the best filly-steak of the meat truck on Todmorden market.
This is only the tip of the horse-burg !!
Wait till they find out about the Quarter-pandas.
B n Q are taking timber flooring off the shelves now !
Yes they,ve found traces of lamb-in-it.
I not so much bothered about the meat in the lasagne's but I must admit the white sauce does worry me
Findus lasagne contains horse yet Icelands does'nt ?
I think we need a stewards enquiry
Fosters lager is coming off the shelves now !
Found to be 100% horse p!ss
Im not gonna give up eating kebab and salad but they can shove the chilli-horse from now on
Clarence house say they have detected traces of horse D N A on Prince Charles's meat
I may not die from eating horse, but I nearly died laughing.
Oh dear it did not rotate lol x
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posted on 14/2/13
I've always loved oxtail soup so I don't care if its made out of horses's pen!s's, the saving grace is they're gonna have to drop the price of "H P" soup now
Question is how much can allday charge us for a tin can ?
posted on 14/2/13
Its my daughters 4th birthday next week and top of her wish list is 'My little pastie'.
posted on 14/2/13
They've started doing food at the Black-Horse so I ordered the house half-pounder with cheese and fat chips. "Would you like anything on it said the waiter ? "
Yes I said £5 each way
posted on 14/2/13
A horse walks into a pub !
"Sorry we don't serve food in here " said the landlord
posted on 14/2/13
I've just finished reading 'The takeawy secret' by Kenny McGovern on Left Way books.
"Ken your fired !"
posted on 14/2/13
No thanks to Findus !!!!
Tonights romantic meal turned out to be a right dogs dinner !
posted on 14/2/13
Conker's banned !!!! Traces of horse chesnut found.
posted on 15/2/13
Sea-horse found in fish-fingers
posted on 15/2/13
The veggies ! Not to be out done have found 100% horse raddish in their salads.
posted on 15/2/13
Its a Night 'mare'
posted on 15/2/13
Is that the time ? Must bolt, I'm in a stable relationship !
posted on 15/2/13
Yay its Friday ! And you know what that means ?
Corned-hoof-hash
posted on 15/2/13
I always wondered why those meat wagons chased after the horses at the races.
Thats what I call fresh.
posted on 15/2/13
Did you know the English translation for the Italian dish lasagne ?
Nag sale.
posted on 15/2/13
The wife says we don't need to worry at our house because she only buys the best filly-steak of the meat truck on Todmorden market.
posted on 15/2/13
This is only the tip of the horse-burg !!
Wait till they find out about the Quarter-pandas.
posted on 15/2/13
B n Q are taking timber flooring off the shelves now !
Yes they,ve found traces of lamb-in-it.
posted on 15/2/13
I not so much bothered about the meat in the lasagne's but I must admit the white sauce does worry me
posted on 15/2/13
Findus lasagne contains horse yet Icelands does'nt ?
I think we need a stewards enquiry
posted on 15/2/13
Fosters lager is coming off the shelves now !
Found to be 100% horse p!ss
posted on 15/2/13
Im not gonna give up eating kebab and salad but they can shove the chilli-horse from now on
posted on 15/2/13
Clarence house say they have detected traces of horse D N A on Prince Charles's meat
posted on 20/2/13
I may not die from eating horse, but I nearly died laughing.
posted on 22/2/13
Thankyou Bruce 87
posted on 13/11/14
Oh dear it did not rotate lol x
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