Well, you're making me laugh

Pissflange.

And it's only tea-time where you live.

Jay Leno would never be this bold.

I don't give a funk, me.

Ha- Haaaa ! And I'm now eating a Cadbury's Easter Egg under the watchful eye of a Chocolate Lab called Humphrey.

And he can't have any 'cos he's a dog and chocolate's bad for dogs and I know that the capitol of Belgium is Norwich and water boils at 23 degrees C on Mars and and Piers Morgan is a massive cokk.

Wow...blogging's good. It's like standing outside Yates' on a Saturday night and shouting like we used to do.....but with a wider audience. I wanna kebab.

Hope the boys are ok, Fin.

Just don't let 'em grow up Giants fans, eh mate....?

HTTR.

Ed, sorry mate.

You've probably logged on and thought "Great, my article's got a decent response!"

Nah......

Just me shouting randomly.

Sorry mate, nowt on telly so I vented on here.

Pisscan douchebage torytwats bunghole dickwad flumphole.

5* from me. Legendary article.

I'm in a mood today because some pissflange has nicked my Bolton mug.

I'm naturally not pleased and even threats to kill a small fluffy kitten for every hour it's still missing has turned nothing up.

Come here tiddles - you are next!!

Still no mug. Mr Fluffy is now in a sack with some large stones ready to go into the river.

Corky & Henry are now ex fluffy little kittens.

Even putting Henry's fluffy face on a spike near the brewing up area as an example has not brought my mug back.

I did somethong similar to Ed but a bit cruder - just added average ppg from last six games - we nick sixth from Brighton by a point. Bristol City, Blackburn and Wednesday get relegated. Predictably, Cardiff and Hull get auto.

Oh and pissflange

Mug found safe and well - with some sort of cordial based drink in the bottom.

Mr Snuffles is safe...for now!

I've just come back to my desk and discovered that some knobjockey's robbed my Vimto.

Can I have it back please?

Mr Snuffles had the vimto as reward for me not killing him.

Oh god it wasn't that "Special Vimto" you were on about before was it?

You'll find out in about ten minutes.

If he starts falling over and bleeding from the nose, you need to run him under a cold tap for a bit.

Then put him somewhere quiet for the next six hours.

Nothing from any orifice bar the rectal dribbling but that's normal. The cat however, has got on 2 legs and is challenging everyone to a fight.

Can't top that.

Hey Ed. Just ran the predictor and I've got us finishing 5th with a playoff against Crystal Palace in the semis. Very tasty! It would set up a possible playoff final against either Hull or Forest.

Done it again Ed and I've got us up to 4th! COYWM!