where is the thread he gave his side of the story ??
anyone find it ?
Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office
Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"
Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"
Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"
Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"
Lawyer " That is strange"
Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"
Lawyer "Hmm"
Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"
Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
comment by #Murnetti (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago
Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office
Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"
Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"
Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"
Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"
Lawyer " That is strange"
Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"
Lawyer "Hmm"
Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"
Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
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what makes u think the wife was real?
showing up himself at marriage counselling, in and out the toilets changing like mrs doubtfire
comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by #Murnetti (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago
Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office
Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"
Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"
Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"
Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"
Lawyer " That is strange"
Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"
Lawyer "Hmm"
Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"
Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
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what makes u think the wife was real?
showing up himself at marriage counselling, in and out the toilets changing like mrs doubtfire
----------------------------------------------------------------------
comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by #Murnetti (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago
Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office
Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"
Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"
Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"
Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"
Lawyer " That is strange"
Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"
Lawyer "Hmm"
Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"
Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
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what makes u think the wife was real?
showing up himself at marriage counselling, in and out the toilets changing like mrs doubtfire
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The him and his wife disappear and Jinky turns up
"shes never off my back, just ask my dad"
*runs to the toilet
This one never ages.
<did anyone from JA get along to the funeral?>
<I don't think so>
TMQ where have you been?
There's an Old Firm match tonight
Murney been at the game and on here
Take it you're talking 5's / 6's?
Get fvked right Intae thum.
I expect a full and biased match report.
Seriously, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read.
JFK post had me in stitches!!!!!
I was reading this at night in bed and my laughter woke the wife up with her wondering wtf I was laughing at!
Thank feck for this forum, this is comedy gold!
"as for how he died was a massive heart attack he had after his op for a tumor but we found out that even without the Heart attack my da would have died as the cancer had spred."
What an insult to people who actually have cancer though.
"Jinky would have been so proud."
Would he aye?
The thought of that side of it is pretty shocking actually when you think about it. I know the guy had issues but still.
To be honest I think this was wow tiny that grew arms and legs.
Thought process went out the window in covering tracks.
'jungle....ive never met your da as you know' ! .
Bubble sniffin aboot.
Still the best.
Happy Hollidays as they now say over here!
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I showed my ma the donations that super has collect in honour of Jinky and for his fav charity MC Millan
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Aw the money went tae a fcking pop artist
comment by Zico - The Leper (persona non grata) (U21090)
posted 56 minutes ago
I still say this should be made into a Hollywood blockbuster, staring Alan Rickman as Jinky and Daniel Radcliffe as Jungle.
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I have heard that jungle's ass is like a wizards sleeve
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Jungle now lives in a Belfry.
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble - Stage 1 complete. (U8919)
posted on 20/8/15
comment by #Murnetti (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago
Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office
Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"
Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"
Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"
Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"
Lawyer " That is strange"
Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"
Lawyer "Hmm"
Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"
Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
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what makes u think the wife was real?
showing up himself at marriage counselling, in and out the toilets changing like mrs doubtfire
----------------------------------------------------------------------
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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posted on 20/8/15
where is the thread he gave his side of the story ??
anyone find it ?
posted on 20/8/15
Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office
Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"
Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"
Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"
Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"
Lawyer " That is strange"
Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"
Lawyer "Hmm"
Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"
Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
posted on 20/8/15
posted on 20/8/15
comment by #Murnetti (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago
Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office
Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"
Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"
Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"
Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"
Lawyer " That is strange"
Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"
Lawyer "Hmm"
Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"
Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
----------------------------------------------------------------------
what makes u think the wife was real?
showing up himself at marriage counselling, in and out the toilets changing like mrs doubtfire
posted on 20/8/15
comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by #Murnetti (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago
Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office
Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"
Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"
Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"
Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"
Lawyer " That is strange"
Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"
Lawyer "Hmm"
Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"
Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
----------------------------------------------------------------------
what makes u think the wife was real?
showing up himself at marriage counselling, in and out the toilets changing like mrs doubtfire
----------------------------------------------------------------------
posted on 20/8/15
comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by #Murnetti (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago
Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office
Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"
Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"
Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"
Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"
Lawyer " That is strange"
Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"
Lawyer "Hmm"
Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"
Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
----------------------------------------------------------------------
what makes u think the wife was real?
showing up himself at marriage counselling, in and out the toilets changing like mrs doubtfire
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The him and his wife disappear and Jinky turns up
posted on 20/8/15
"shes never off my back, just ask my dad"
*runs to the toilet
posted on 20/8/15
This one never ages.
<did anyone from JA get along to the funeral?>
<I don't think so>
posted on 20/8/15
TMQ where have you been?
There's an Old Firm match tonight
posted on 20/8/15
Murney been at the game and on here
Take it you're talking 5's / 6's?
Get fvked right Intae thum.
I expect a full and biased match report.
posted on 20/8/15
Too right
posted on 30/3/16
Seriously, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read.
JFK post had me in stitches!!!!!
I was reading this at night in bed and my laughter woke the wife up with her wondering wtf I was laughing at!
Thank feck for this forum, this is comedy gold!
posted on 20/5/16
"as for how he died was a massive heart attack he had after his op for a tumor but we found out that even without the Heart attack my da would have died as the cancer had spred."
posted on 20/5/16
What an insult to people who actually have cancer though.
posted on 20/5/16
"Jinky would have been so proud."
Would he aye?
posted on 20/5/16
The thought of that side of it is pretty shocking actually when you think about it. I know the guy had issues but still.
posted on 20/5/16
To be honest I think this was wow tiny that grew arms and legs.
Thought process went out the window in covering tracks.
posted on 15/12/16
'jungle....ive never met your da as you know' ! .
Bubble sniffin aboot.
Still the best.
Happy Hollidays as they now say over here!
posted on 15/12/16
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posted on 15/12/16
I showed my ma the donations that super has collect in honour of Jinky and for his fav charity MC Millan
--------------
Aw the money went tae a fcking pop artist
posted on 15/12/16
comment by Zico - The Leper (persona non grata) (U21090)
posted 56 minutes ago
I still say this should be made into a Hollywood blockbuster, staring Alan Rickman as Jinky and Daniel Radcliffe as Jungle.
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I have heard that jungle's ass is like a wizards sleeve
posted on 15/12/16
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posted on 15/12/16
Jungle now lives in a Belfry.
posted on 9/12/18
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble - Stage 1 complete. (U8919)
posted on 20/8/15
comment by #Murnetti (U3627)
posted 1 hour, 58 minutes ago
Imagine his wife in the lawyer's office
Lawyer "Why do you want a divorce?"
Mrs Jungle " He is a nutjob, he even created an online old guy and pretended to be him"
Lawyer "Lots of people pretend to be someone else on line"
Mrs Jungle " He also played himself as a character"
Lawyer " That is strange"
Mrs Jungle "He then killed off the made up dad"
Lawyer "Hmm"
Mrs Jungle "he then gave away my money to a bunch of internet weirdos saying it was from the made up dad"
Lawyer "You are entitled to half of his estate and half of Jinkys"
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what makes u think the wife was real?
showing up himself at marriage counselling, in and out the toilets changing like mrs doubtfire
----------------------------------------------------------------------
HAHAHAHAHAHA
posted on 5/5/21
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