at least you got your fingers away
That's true. Like I always tell my mates when they ask why I'm so willing to take their bullets:
"It's better than that 4am drunken wànk."*
*Only marginally better, but better nonetheless.
The only thing worse than a woman without an open mind is a woman who won't open her legs
Nah it's ten times better....well depending on how rough the girl is I suppose. But you have to remember, even the worst ride in the world is still pretty good. It's a ride after all.
well depending on how rough the girl is I suppose.
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Some of the bullets that I've taken might be better described as neutron bombs. It's not that I can't get hot women, I just take whatever is on offer when I can't be bothered chatting to girls.
The last bullet I took looked like a crocodile, had some serious skin issues, was about 6 sizes bigger than I'd tolerate in a gf and - worst of all - was on the blob.
Screwed her on the sofa downstairs, woke up with my fav jeans and left arm and chin covered in blood.
As punishment (she was unconscious) I left her on the sofa with her thong around one ankle, skirt pulled up to her tîts and top pulled down to her waste. Nice treat for her male flatmates in the morning.
Vile cow.
Thing is, I've never struggled with women so I dunno why I do it to myself. Maybe for the banter that comes with banging a rotter?
Haha it's all about the banter. That's pretty much the whole point. Luckily I've sort of grew out of the whole banging complete mingers, but I've had my fair share of them. Unfortunately I'm reminded of one girl in particular all the time as she lives close to me. Looking back I can only put my hands up and say that was an effing disgrace and my member deserves a very sincere and heartfelt apology for putting him through that. Or in that.
Luckily, I have some standards now..Not saying every girl is a model or anything like that, but just that I haven't had to sneak any extras from Star Wars out of my house in a year or two.
some right reeets about today
Just had to google reeet...some crazy words floating about these days. Urban dictionary is fantastic.
Oscar. The Fantastic Four - Cech, JT, Lamps, Drogba, Legends,Leaders,Heros!!!! CFC 1L 1L 1C (U12980)
b(u)gger off Purley.
Arab - i'm not impersonating anyone.
van persie stole my goals (U17679)
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posted on 9/4/13
at least you got your fingers away
posted on 9/4/13
That's true. Like I always tell my mates when they ask why I'm so willing to take their bullets:
"It's better than that 4am drunken wànk."*
*Only marginally better, but better nonetheless.
posted on 9/4/13
The only thing worse than a woman without an open mind is a woman who won't open her legs
posted on 9/4/13
Nah it's ten times better....well depending on how rough the girl is I suppose. But you have to remember, even the worst ride in the world is still pretty good. It's a ride after all.
posted on 9/4/13
So true.
posted on 9/4/13
well depending on how rough the girl is I suppose.
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Some of the bullets that I've taken might be better described as neutron bombs. It's not that I can't get hot women, I just take whatever is on offer when I can't be bothered chatting to girls.
The last bullet I took looked like a crocodile, had some serious skin issues, was about 6 sizes bigger than I'd tolerate in a gf and - worst of all - was on the blob.
Screwed her on the sofa downstairs, woke up with my fav jeans and left arm and chin covered in blood.
As punishment (she was unconscious) I left her on the sofa with her thong around one ankle, skirt pulled up to her tîts and top pulled down to her waste. Nice treat for her male flatmates in the morning.
Vile cow.
Thing is, I've never struggled with women so I dunno why I do it to myself. Maybe for the banter that comes with banging a rotter?
posted on 9/4/13
Haha it's all about the banter. That's pretty much the whole point. Luckily I've sort of grew out of the whole banging complete mingers, but I've had my fair share of them. Unfortunately I'm reminded of one girl in particular all the time as she lives close to me. Looking back I can only put my hands up and say that was an effing disgrace and my member deserves a very sincere and heartfelt apology for putting him through that. Or in that.
Luckily, I have some standards now..Not saying every girl is a model or anything like that, but just that I haven't had to sneak any extras from Star Wars out of my house in a year or two.
posted on 9/4/13
Been there!
posted on 9/4/13
some right reeets about today
posted on 9/4/13
Just had to google reeet...some crazy words floating about these days. Urban dictionary is fantastic.
posted on 9/4/13
Oscar. The Fantastic Four - Cech, JT, Lamps, Drogba, Legends,Leaders,Heros!!!! CFC 1L 1L 1C (U12980)
b(u)gger off Purley.
posted on 9/4/13
Arab - i'm not impersonating anyone.
posted on 9/4/13
van persie stole my goals (U17679)
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Hello Rat Boy.
posted on 9/4/13
Lieutenant Boy Bastin – aka Serial WUManiser (U1410)
who's rat boy ?
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