Zilla, I can only imagine you are talking about Bjorn Borg and his tennis serve. Just leave me with that illusion.

Tea????

F's man, get a real drink doon yur thrapple.

haha working in the morn or i would atheist

Ferr do's.

I am what I um.

The Timinator, you've nay idea.

I took the Mrs to finally see yon Harry Potter film last night. Man I hate that kid.

I was hopin the guy without a nose would win. He had the best gang and a big snake against three obvious virgins. A ginger, a 16 year auld way 12 O'clock shadow and some wee prissy dame.

But naw...Nay nose didnae even hiv the decency to blow up in a blaze of glory at the end.

He simply wafted away like ash.


I remember big Bjorn!! He had good wrists.....As do I, but mine weren't strengthened on the tennis court. Nudge, nudge...Say no more.

Ferr do's.

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Is that the Italian restaurant on Hope Street?

Haw haw, Zilla's a banker.

Still, if yae cannae make love tae yirsel....

Auld Scottish sayin, so it is.

Naw, that's Casa mia - no even close.

Cheers for ruining the ending for me Zilla,10 years in the waiting to find out what happens to Ol 'arry and i find out on JA606 what i already knew all along

athiest - exactly. just an interested observer dipping his toe into the world of the old firm. btw just watched the highlights from the game in sweden tonight. 2 great goals and the ref was right on all 3 sendings off imo.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/6886036/malmo_v_rangers/

IAmTheNumberSeven

Look forward to reading more from you, my man.

Never let anybody get to you - it's only banter, mate.

The Timinator, that's not how it ends......The virgins start breeding and send their kids off to wizard school.

And Harry marries the ginger bird who despite being all wizardy hersel, never once lifts a wand to help anybody.

Lazy midden that one. I suspect in five years time a divorce will happen and all harry will end up with is his broom and that curious golden ball he loves to fondle.

Any jiggery-pokery in it, or is that still to come in a different version, if you know what I mean.

Or his next career move might be to replace jasper carrot as the host of Goldenballs.Give Noel Edmunds A run 4 his money i reckon

atheist, before long I suspect they'll all be doing a different version of said mince movie.

After that display of acting prowess I suspect films like shaving ryans privates 2 will be their only audition choices in the future.

athiest - no problems buddy it's been a cool chat and remember the only one who needs to apologise is 3iar for being himself and your club

celtic and man utd legends live on ITV4 on wednesday

Nice one.

I hear Tom Boyd has been bench pressing Rasmussen in training for prep.

And Henke is spending a couple of days in front of the telly reminding himself he's an utter genius.

Ya durty f'n b'stard!!!!

Yur disguises are gettin better, ya f'n munter.

You do realise I'll need to apologise to 3IAR(aye right)

Think I'll stay off here a wee while!

Startin tae hate you.

got to go now mate, early-ish rise. take it easy and i'll see ya around hoss
GG.

I'm too trusting, or naive.

Hope 3IAR never reads this!!!!

I need to go and shoot somebody...on the x box.

has ha bammed ye up good and proper ath

Aye, durty b'stard, only cause ah'm a nice f'n guy!

Too trustin, that's me. Gaunnae be an internet hardman from now on.

See? ^^^^

Nah, cannae dae it.

Take it he's an old foe,coming bk tae haunt ye