A) Will leave

B) Think he'll stay but not on 200 grand and will have a get out clause

C) Wont last a season

D) Dortmund
Bayern
Dortmund

E) Just people fooking around

LIW, 100 points! deluded as usual. LALAL!

a) Will leave for sure, I reckon to Everton or Swansea (can possibly see Laudrup moving to Everton)

b) I think he will stay at Spurs as I think there is potential there although would love to see him at United

c) Not successful, footballers ego's will get in the way, they will either leave or he will

d) Dortmund for all 3

e) Crop circles - formed purely by aliens, no other explanation

A, Martinez will be @ Everton, although locally Alan Stubbs has been heavily linked.

B, Bale will go in January for a ridiculous fee.

C, Di Canio, he's nucking futs

D, Dortmumd

E, crop circles are made by the jolly green giant as a hobby

all the way

A. I dunno. But good luck to him. He's probably one of my favourite people in football and easily one of the most honest to boot.

B. Obscene. Not too interested in what prem players get paid, it only riles me so I just suppress it.

C. Di Canio. It's like opening a bag of monkeys.

D. Heart says Dortmund, head says Munich

E. ???

A. think martinez will stay,he took em down so should at least try to take them back up..
he may play prety football but is a failure as a manager and everton wont touch him with a barge pole......RAFA

B.bale will defo leave spurs to play champions league footie and who can blame him...chelsea my bet

C.think dicanio will have a clear out and get the players in he needs to sort the dressin room out

D.dortmund all 3

E.defo man made.....but i do believe there was a cover up at roswell

a) Players make successful teams, not managers.....Martinez has run out of luck, nice bloke but he's no better than champ / L1....Failed at Wigan so will go...

b) Bale, high quality footballer, but if he either goes or stays only for the money, he will eventually implode....He should do what ever his footballing heart tells him....STAY I say, for his team....

c) Can't wait for Sunderland Vs Chelsea...Di Canio & Mourinio are both as mad as a box of frogs.....Slap on the back the head from Di Canio, followed by a poke in the eye from the special one.....Although I reckon Di Canio will be gone by Xmas....

d) Dortmund all the way here....Love their team, their fans, their ground, their manager, their shirts.....
BVB win 3-1

e) Magic mushrooms are to blame for this.....

a) Martinez.
I'd like to see him stay & see if he can take Wigan straight back up, I think he might if he could be sure the bulk of his player group can be held together,,,but that's a big 'If'.
Musical chairs though. Laudrup, will be 'chased', Pulis leaves a vacant spot etc etc. The Money offered to martinez by another club will be too much of a temptation I'd say.

b) Bale.
I reckon that the 200k a week offer night just be enough to keep him there. Because.......
Whoever wants him is going to have to better that + a huge transfer fee..I think he'll be level headed enough to realize what a good wicket he's on & stay at a club where he is clearly comfortable.

c) Di Caneo.
I see the footballers Union are now involved ,,
I hope he succeeds & sorts the wheat from the chaff.
But I'm sure the media will be heavily involved with this story for months..pressing all the right buttons,
Light blue touch paper & stand well clear for this one. We haven't heard the last of this.

d) Me Too...! Dortmund all 2 ..?????.
Can't put it any better than MYTH ...except the score !!! I think Bayern will be too much in the end.
2-1 to Bayern

e) Defo a 'phenomenon'
The two guys who claimed they started it all in the late 70's where goosed when all the photos were released of ariel shots of Southern Britain during the 2nd WW !! 'unexplained' ground markings way back then.
Look up ..
Julia set, Stonehenge, Wiltshire, (1996) apparently formed in just 15 minutes in broad day light & witnessed by many !
A proffessional ground engineer said it would take him about 2 days to lay out the design - seriously, how could anyone do that pattern with planks & ropes, so precise, so huge, & not break the stems ?

You know what you can do with Hydy
...........................

martinez has to get a better offer from someone..

di canio is bonkers.. might be a success, might get locked up..

200k a week might be the going rate...its obscene but so is a great deal of things occurring in football and everything else..
if bale goes to someone on 150k a week to play champions league he might just bring a bit of "class" back into the game???
crop circles??? serious ars-ing about by people who should really have better stuff to do with their time..
bit like ufos seen by people who have long histories of "not being wound up the right way"...
Im particularly "suspicious" about the way "god" always seems to speak with nutcases, you would think he would be able to "spot them"???

& 'd)' 38 ?

BAYERN AFTER EXTRA TIME..
i have a feeling it might not be as exciting as everyone thinks its going to be!!!

For ever the pessimist..

But agree, Bayern will be the stronger at the end.

Btw novak will be joining Birmingham on July 1st.

A bit strange that, but fair play to him.

for all the effort and hard work

Back with his old boss eh Hydy !

Any more details ?

Yes apparently his goal scoring bonus is being paid in newcy brown

So he'll be a true professional all season

Novak has defo been tapped up by Elsie if he goes to B'ham.....

I'd sail round world in titchy boooat...
To stuff large
Darn Hydyz throooooat

Lee Clark, 'Why eye man, Come an Play for the Bloowz down at St Andrews man, Ya Gannin' nowhere wi that Lot'......

Lee Novak. 'Why eye man, Gi uz a packet a Tudor an al' climb a Mow'n '

Why eye,
Why eye man,

Why eye, Why eye man...

offered the same money on a longer contract..ie; more...

we will be weasly mouthed about him being offered a "good" contract for a "squad" player after years of us paying more money than he has ever earnt to complete f-cking idiots and wasters...

Easy answer, "we have spent too much in the last 4 years and we are now desperately trying to bring in kids and total unknowns from abroad to save a few quid and maybe get lucky with a few"...

You can almost feel the "desperation and the back covering"....

clibbens looks like "penfold" from danger mouse and is beginning to act like him...

Tom Clarke has gone to Preston , 2 year deal.

Former managers snapping the old boys up.

I heard he failed the medical?

He's all signed up, look @ their website.